Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Neil's Reel

Send us Fan Mail Hey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive! As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses

Rated M For Movie

Send us Fan Mail Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjo

A Hottie in the Cold

Send us Fan Mail Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Send us Fan Mail It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasu

Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Send us Fan Mail https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you

Stormhaver

Send us Fan Mail This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s

Look! It's The Future!

Send us Fan Mail The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod!

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Send us Fan Mail Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great P

Season Two Trailer

Send us Fan Mail Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No??? Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast,

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

Send us Fan Mail With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't

The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin

Send us Fan Mail Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live

Caricature Assassination

Send us Fan Mail Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who le

All the World's a Lot: LIVE!

Send us Fan Mail Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before

The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me

Send us Fan Mail Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the seas

Blood is Grosser Than Water

Send us Fan Mail When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy wash

Dunk or Drown

Send us Fan Mail Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff

My Bidet or the Highway

Send us Fan Mail Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up! Written by Rachel

Eat the Hand That Feeds You

Send us Fan Mail Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso! Written by Brad Beideman

Probable Claus

Send us Fan Mail Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is

Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is

Send us Fan Mail Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of