Personality Hires

Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party

Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation. 

Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance

Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess.

The Worst Trash Can On Earth

Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.

Getting Scammed Out of $1000

Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.

Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories

Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and R

And Then There Were Two

The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey t

The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About

What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actuall

Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse

Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus

This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare

Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped

Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business?

Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money

First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives

This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too person

BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???

BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast i

Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise

Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But fi

AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own

Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap

One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement

A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why

Career Moves and Cringe Playlists!

 This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you pran

Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos

It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaot

Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal!

The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal c

We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever

After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-

Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting

Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells