Proudington

15. The Proudington Nude Calendar

Proudington needs cash, so naturally the solution is a nude calendar. What follows is a photoshoot full of swimmers, outrageous posing, vicious commentary, creative disag

14. Fresh Meat, Wet Looks

Two new swimmers arrive. One very hot first session follows. Between poolside flirting, ruthless gossip and lingering looks in the showers, the chemistry is impossible to

13. No Swimming, Just Grindr

Swimming cancelled. Plans changed. When the coaches disappear, a frustrated swimming club turns to dating apps, mysterious blank profiles, unexpected encounters and plent

12. Lifeguard Twins & Threesome in the Steam

In the sultry depths of Proudington, London’s most exclusive gay swimming club, Australian twin lifeguards Leo and Theo make their electrifying debut. Their sculpted bodi

11. First Swim, Filthy Finish

A brand-new swimmer dives into Proudington and quickly learns that first sessions can be… unforgettable. Expect filthy banter, raised eyebrows, and a night that escalates

10. Backstroke, Baby

The Proudington mergays tackle backstroke with maximum drama and surprising improvement as a tiny-but-mighty French coach shouts them into swimming glory. Expect camp cha

9. Diving practice

It’s dive or die (of laughter) as the Proudington mergays take on the art of diving from the block — with varying degrees of grace, chaos, and camp. Expect flops, fierce

8. Butterfly Swimming (with Proudington Flair)

The Proudington mergays flap, splash, and flutter their way through a chaotic but fabulous butterfly stroke session led by the dashing Coach Algie. Expect dodgy dives, di

7. A Very Gay Christmas Swim

The Proudington crew dives into their annual Christmas Swim, a riot of glitter, gossip, and outrageous pool antics, all under the watchful eye of their fabulously camp co

6. Cycling, Open-Water Swim, and Windermere Wonders

A cycling trip to the stunning Lake District takes an unexpected turn as steep hills, freezing waters, and a night of suspicious sounds in the hotel spark laughter and ra

5. Family, Lions, Latinos, and Love

When Juan’s macho uncle Alejandro and his overdramatic family crash into his London life unannounced, things go off the rails faster than you can say “marble lions.” Betw

4. A Night at the Opera: Drama, Dreams, and a Dash of Daddy

The Proudington crew’s night at the opera is full of unexpected drama, both on and off the stage. Amid the glamour of La Traviata, tensions rise, secrets unfold, and one

3. Testing the Waters

Listeners, dive into the drama, splashes, and sheer determination of Proudington’s annual assessment night. In a chlorine-filled haze of lane promotions, dreaded demotion

2. Pride Dance

Listeners, lace up your dancing shoes and join the Proudington swimming club as they swap the pool for a park and tackle their first Pride dance rehearsal. With neon shor

1. Club Dinner

Dearest listeners, step into the fabulous world of a London LGBTQ+ swimming club, where post-pool dinners are anything but ordinary. In a cosy Clapham pizzeria, secrets s

Welcome to Proudington

Well, hello, darlings! Welcome to the fabulous world of Proudington, a fictional, oh-so-gloriously gay swimming club, where the goggles are chic, the gossip is fierce, an