No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

S8E19 - A Spoonful of Final Fantasy

It’s the season finale! We enter the darkness realm and gather the dark knights from the dark crystals. Then we take on the Cloud of Darkness, to finally bring the light

S8E18 - The First Hit’s Free

We enter the Syrcus Tower and fight our way up to Xande, the bad guy. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patre

S8E17 - A Bahamur Bummer

It’s time to do all the optional stuff and get the secret summons, Leviathan and Bahamut. We also check out the town of Falgabard before heading back to Eureka. Discord:

S8E16 - The Basement of the End

We enter the Crystal Tower and find the door to Eureka. Inside is a massive dungeon full of endgame weapons guarded by difficult bosses. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8

S8E15 - The Oceans Are Full of Monsters

We wander the map for a while looking for where we’re supposed to go next, before eventually finding our way to Doga’s Manor. We get the Eureka Key and the Syrcus Key fro

S8E14 - Start Hitting Yourself

We get on the Invincible and head to the hopscotch maze. Then we enter the Cave of Shadows where enemies divide if you hit them with normal swords. Eventually we fight ou

S8E13 - Idling Hands

We enter the Ancient Ruins and discover that the enemies in here divide. Eventually we discover The Invincible, our new airship that can go over mountains. Then we switch

S8E12 - Is That a Beeping I’m Hearing

It’s day 3 of gameplay, and we start with a little talk about Severance season 2. Then we explore the oceans and attempt to fight Odin. Can we beat him? Discord: https:/

S8E11 - The Gift of Mortality

It’s the end of day 2! We find Doga’s Manor and hear about why Xande is so pissed off. The place is full of Moogles. Then we head through the Cave of the Circle and give

S8E10 - Minister Gigametz Has Entered the Room

We fly over a giant city and get shot down in the courtyard. Turns out there’s a big civil war going on here. We explore the massive city and eventually meet Prince Alus.

S8E9 - Papa Sal’s Private Reserve Aloha Mix

We make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the

S8E8 - No Traipsing

We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take t

S8E7 - A Wheel of Time

It’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his peo

S8E6 - I Would Eat a Crocotta

We follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and

S8E5 - Not All Frogs Are Toads

We toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cav

S8E4 - Nepto Babies

We enter the Nepto Dragon Temple to get its eye. Then we get access to the ship to explore more of the world, looking for King Argus. Eventually we find Gulgan Gulch. Di

S8E3 - How Far We’ve Come

We attach a Mythril Prow to the front of the Airship and crash it into a big rock, allowing us to explore a larger chunk of the world. We meet Bahamut and Desch, then min

S8E2 - Cast It Into the Water

We need Sara’s Ring to cure the Djinn’s Curse, so we head to the Sealed Cave, but there’s a lake in the way. Can we find the Airship we were told the location of? Discor

S8E1 - The Secrets of the Onion

Final Fantasy III begins with four heroes of light touching a crystal and obtaining the power of the “job”. It’s a whole new adventure which feels wholly familiar. We’re

Season 8 Pregame

It’s the start of Season 8! Come hang out and catch up with us as we prepare to dive into Final Fantasy III. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episo