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FRN: SmEGGling, The Foot and Dan Z Negotiations Break Down

It's 5:26 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Smeggling up 350% Dan Z negotiations break down Billiam T. Hesterhoffen reviews new art masterpiece

Hurricanrama

In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving

FRN: Spaghetti Class Action, Vatican Ghost Protocol, Statue Battle Continues

It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Ou

Oh Hey, Sister City!

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazer

FRN: Statue Snag, DanZ Faceoff, Nightmonster Report

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The

LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral

Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to

Goodnight Sweet Gator

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's ca

FRN: Sick Gator, New Justice, Sports Highlights

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee!

Introducing - Oh S#!T Vampires

Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcas

Serpent Up Animosity

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash.  Tonight's callers include:

Braghers Big Burnin Burger Barge

Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Ba

Keep Him? Sher-Iff You Want More Crime

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for

A NightDrive Christmas: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva

A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of

FRN: Forced Family, Fresh Sharks, Big Bird Names Names

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every ot

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with

A Killer Heats Up

After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include

Eels So Good

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his peti

Mayor's Day Parade Theme Announcement

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatch

Horseradish Fallout, Gator Tips, Is Friend Okay

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior  Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other W

Emergency ASMR for Alligators - Fakahatchee Radio News

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicin