My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel

Burt Reynolds Narrates Adam Carolla’s Howie Mandel Popcorn Story

An AI Burt Reynolds-style narration of Adam Carolla’s hilarious Howie Mandel popcorn story, and why one ridiculous contradiction says something deeply true about anxiety.

Dear Jackelyn Shultz: You Hit Reply

A funny, heartfelt, and slightly haunted poem to Jackelyn Shultz, voiced by Burt AI Reynolds, about a book, two packages, one hopeful yes, and the mystery of whether Howi

Ep 7 - Final Transmission from the Bald Side

Forget spiritual closure and dramatic life makeovers. In this final episode, our sarcastic spirit guide signs off—reading Chapter 13: Final Transmission from the Bald Sid

Ep 6 - Panic at the Costco and the Whisper in the Wipes Aisle

Forget breathwork retreats and vision boards. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide storms back into the fluorescent-lit chaos—reading Chapter 10: Panic at the Cost

Ep 5 - The Gratitude Germ and the Space He Left Behind

Forget crystals and curated morning routines. In this episode, our brutally honest spirit guide returns—reading Chapter 8: The Gratitude Germ and Chapter 9: The Day He Di

Ep. 4 – Sanctified Stalls and Germ Circles

Forget mindfulness apps and toxic positivity. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide returns with more disinfected insight—reading Chapter 6: Just Say No to Germ Cir

Ep. 3 – No Hugs, Just Heckling

Forget sage-scented hugs and flowy-robed wisdom. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide takes the mic again—reading Chapter 4: No Hugs, Just Heckling and Chapter 5:

Ep. 2 – Germs and Genius + The Hand Sanitizer Confessional

This week, we double down on anxiety and antiseptic wisdom. Our narrator—still very much channeling the calm chaos of a post-enlightenment Burt Reynolds—reads Chapter 2:

Ep. 1 – The Germ-Free Gospel Begins

It all started with soap. In this premiere episode, our AI narrator—who sounds suspiciously like a spiritually awakened Burt Reynolds—reads the Introduction and Chapter