Life With Althaar

Episode 18: Space Hat with Air

In which John B, on yet another boring and routine EVA mission to fix a very small wire on the outside of The Fairgrounds, is sent hurling away from the space station by

Episode 17: The Sweet Smell of the Fairgrounds

In which the "Steves" from an annoying but highly motivated and skilled capitalist species, the Dilurians, come to The Fairgrounds, renting a downshifted and unused level

Episode 16: Big Numbers and Little Science

In which Drop Time comes again to The Fairgrounds, though several newcomers to the station have no idea what this period -- when the station drops a certain amount of day

Episode 15: A Simple Game of SuperNova

In which The Syndicate comes to The Fairgrounds to make Chip Frinkel an offer he can't refuse concerning his bar, The Electric Egg: a seemingly innocent offer of a pool t

Episode 14: The Other Shoe

In which we return to The Fairgrounds after six months to find the crew apparently happier and in considerably less danger, with no life-threatening incidents having happ

Althaar's Very-Special First-Season Musical EP!

ALTHAAR'S VERY-SPECIAL FIRST-SEASON MUSICAL EP! music, lyrics, and dialogue by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson for Gemini CollisionWorks except "Credit Music," composed

A Between-Season Word from Gemini CollisionWorks

Hi folks. We just wanted to say hello before Season 2 of Life With Althaar begins next week. And also to be sure you're aware of where to find us online.  So here are a

Episode 13: Mars Flies in a Klein Bottle

In which all the main characters are trapped in the disreputable bar The Electric Egg after their Christmas party when the security doors seal as several station-threaten

Episode 12: A Very Althaar Christmas

In which is essayed A Very Special holiday episode, as Althaar wanders The Fairgrounds attempting to learn the True Meaning of Christmas so he can help his human friend J

Episode 11: The Merciless Errand

In which John B attempts a simple errand: returning the talking (and annoying) 3-headed "Cockathreece" that he was sent instead of the goldfish he wanted from one side of

Episode 10: Our Man in the Fairgrounds

In which The Inspector calls and throws The Fairgrounds into (even more) chaos, StalinBot covets a jetpack, Althaar disguises himself as a nitrogen-fixing coolant process

Episode 9: Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex

In which we discover WHO is responsible for the pineapple juice that's filling up The Fairgrounds, WHAT Robots do for "tension relief," WHERE the zero-gravity Twister com

Episode 8: Robot's Rules of Order

In which the Robot Union goes on strike, leaving The Fairgrounds in chaos, with, on top of it, most of the doors and panels saying insulting things about Commander Torian

Episode 7: The Infinity Contagion

In which disaster strikes The Fairgrounds (but doesn't it always?) when a mysterious incapacitating disease strikes every non-Human on the station - including the Robots

Episode 6: Blood Is Thicker Than Vacuum

In which family problems come to The Fairgrounds, as Xtopps turns out to have a surprising background, and duties he is expected to take on, peanut butter junkie or not,

Episode 5: The Luck Navigators

In which an unfamiliar ship lands on The Fairgrounds, turning out to contain two "scien-technicians" from the species known as "The Luck Navigators," whose entire technol

Episode 4: B, Robot

In which a disaster strikes that threatens the entire station, but the robots morally won't fix it because of union rules, and humans legally can't fix it because it will

Episode 3: Such Stuff as Dreams

In which the omnipresent (and possibly omnipotent), multidimensional Lt. Frall chooses to finally take some time off, but sends a future version of themself back in time

Episode 2: Asymmetry in Band Structure Theory

In which Dee's backup band at The Electric Egg leaves The Fairgrounds, and Dee learns to her horror why you should always sign a contract based on local time. Althaar att

Episode 1: Welcome to The Fairgrounds

In which John B. arrives at The Fairgrounds, a space station in the Teegarden's System commonly known as the unluckiest place in Human space, and finds himself living wit