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Edinburgh Chronicles 4: Signing Off From The Hostel Attic

After a exhausting but fun run at Edinburgh Fringe, the guys record one more podcast from the land of haggis and kilts. Have a great time guys.  Follow us on Instagra

Edinburgh Chronicles 3: We're 3/5 Star Guys

The guys are getting close to the end of their Edinburgh Fringe run but the energy is still (relatively) high. They discuss getting reviews, Sammy's Club Penguin heist, a

Edinburgh Chronicles 2: Tuckered Out Already?!

A week in to the boys' Edinburgh run and the demands of show business are taking it's toll. Between sips of Lucozade they chat about flyering, and the surprising highs an

Edinburgh Chronicles 1: Return Of The Kings

The boys are back in 'Burgh! They talk about trying jellied eel, their side-quest in China, and send each other off to see some niche Fringe live shows. Have a great ti

The Edinburgh Special Prologue (Pirate Edition)

The Mates Rates Podcast is back! At least for now. Before jetting off to Edinburgh for their run of Fringe shows (buy tickets here!) the boys got together to record to ra

A Mates Rates Announcement

Hey Mates Rates fans. We're dropping into your feeds with a (relatively) quick announcement... We hope you're still having a great time guys. Follow us on Instagram:

The 2025 Gooch Week Spectacular

It's here - the second annual Mates Rates Gooch Week Spectacular! This time we've hit the mostly sunny shores of Manly to record a very loose episode including our Gooch

We Found The Most Expensive Beer In Sydney

The emerald city of Sydney is proudly home to so many unique features that make it world famous, none more so than the exorbitant price of beer. Until today, no one has b

How To Dodge An Acquaintance And Opening The Beer Files

Welcome to the first Annual Matey Awards! An award ceremony for Mates Rates, by Mates Rates, with awards only going to Mates Rates. Who will be the big winners?? Plus, we

Tom Got Kicked Out Of The TikTok Awards (The Hungover Episode)

Last week the boys went to the TikTok Awards, and then decided it was a good idea to record a podcast the next day. Even though we recorded at 2pm, Sammy barely made it i

How Much Contraband Can We Sneak Into The TikTok Awards?

While step-granny is away, the boys will play. Kick your feet up, take a load off and enjoy this free flowing unstructured podcast helped along by the return of a certain

Zambrero vs Guzman vs Mad Mex & Mark Bronson returns

We compared the burritos from Guzman Gomez, Mad Max and Zambrero to find out which is the ultimate Australian fast food Mexican. also Mark Bronson the famous interviewer

'The World According To Me' With Mark Bronson

This week, we've been very busy making funny videos and had almost no time to plan the podcast, so we've had to licence an interview from another show, the classic 'The W

Tom's Nefarious New York Trip Revealed

So Tom decided to come back to Australia and rejoin his friends, but not without a big, throbbing package for us. Plus, Kristo turns 26 and gets some heartfelt girts, a

While Tom's Away, The Cats Will Play

Tom is in The Big Apple, and Sammy and Kristo have taken over the studio to enjoy a Tom-free episode, including a game full to the brim of topics he would absolutely hate

Tom’s Leaving (!!), Small Town News and Our Crystal Ballsacks

Today on the podcast, the fella's are saying goodbye to their old pal Tom who is heading to New York. Will he be back? Only time will tell. Plus, we play a round of 'Gu

The Victorious Theme Song, Our Successful Stake-Out and Testing Our Niche Knowledge

The Mates Rates Podcast has finally levelled up and has a theme song, thanks to you, our listeners! Tune in to see who was victorious. Plus, Sammy, Tom and Kristo test

Sammy's Injury, Our New Theme Song and An Evening Of Magic (The Package Episode)

In this jam packed episode, Dave gets 'taken care of', Sammy breaks something very important, and we reflect on an evening of magic. There's packages of all shapes and si

Australia Vs New Zealand with Kind Of A Big Deal

This week we cram 5 people into the studio and welcome Ryan and Bryn aka Kind Of A Big Deal to the podcast. They read us a formal statement on how they met, play a rogue

Can Kristo Pass As An Old Man?

It's Mates Rates 2.0, and the podcast coach has advised the boys that they need a theme song (stay tuned for that). Plus, they play a round of the Three Word Game, get ex