Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

Mike Delfino, What Did You Do? - 3x05 Desperate Housewives

Susan kidnaps a grown man, Tom raises dough as well as Lynette’s blood pressure and Carlos bursts Gaby’s bubble… bath. In this week’s episode, Erin has unorthodox playli

Oops, Erin Has Cancer - 3x04 Desperate Housewives

Tom has a bowling team but no job, Susan dumps Ian McBond and her Parisian dreams for Detective Mike, and Gaby sells items of a woman she caused the death of. Patreon: p

John the Adult Nepo Gardener - 3x03 Desperate Housewives

Gaby pulls a Taylor Swift level escape, Susan misses Betty Applewhite, and Mike wakes up from his nap. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are body shamed and will ne

Lynette Supports Sex Workers - 3x02 Desperate Housewives

Bree and Orson honeymoon in a morgue, Julie the Vampire Slayer gets a new forbidden love interest, and we finally meet Aunt Fern! In this week’s episode, Jakub stans Gab

Orson Hodge the Bird-erer - 3x01 Desperate Housewives

Orson is the new host of ‘Is it Cake?’, Susan throws fruit at coma patients in disgust, and Wolverine comes to Wisteria Lane. In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin quits th

SEASON RECAP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (Desperate Housewives)

It’s our SEASON 2 recap and what a season it has been. Death Counts, Affair Counts, Marriage Counts. Call Erin Count Dracula. Call Jakub and ask where he got this beautif

SEASON 2 FINALE - Susan Yearns For An Okay Time - 2x24 Desperate Housewives

It’s the season two finale! Zach begins his Batman origin story, Karl and Susan’s flame has officially burned out, and the Applewhites finally leave the lane behind. Not

Wisteria Lane Wig Collection - 2x23 Desperate Housewives

Carlos is DEAD, Mike’s proposing to his GRANDMOTHER, and YOU’RE in for a WIG. In this week’s episode, Erin misses her close personal friend Mary Alice and Jakub explains

Paul Young is A Final Girl - 2x22 Desperate Housewives

A Bree-nado hits Fairview, Susan’s belly button reveal, and Carlos has completely forgotten both his allergies and his morals. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub FIN

Edie Inspires Cersei Lannister - 2x21 Desperate Housewives

Susan’s becoming a lesbian on Tuesday, the Applewhite basement has a new occupant and - alas - it’s the episode of the lads. In this week’s episode, Erin contemplates gi

Lynette Sexts A Married Woman - 2x20 Desperate Housewives

Bree sends an innocent man to jail, Edie and Susan tag team waitresses, and Lynette plays Cyrano for Frat Boy Fred. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are both cryi

Susan Has Weapons in Her Orson-al - 2x19 Desperate Housewives

Felicia and Paul are giving Enemies to Lovers, Bree’s wicked stepmom comes into town, and a new bombshell enters the cinema, and it’s hail hath no fury like In this wee

Edie’s Visited by the Tooth Fairy - 2x18 Desperate Housewives

Carlos and Gaby are forced to tackle Temptation, Julie is the captain of Team Edie, and somebody needs to take the cardigans away from Susan. In this week’s episode, Eri

Carlos Tried to Baby Trap Lynette?! - 2x17 Desperate Housewives

Bree is in a Saw movie, Susan’s boyfriend tries to kiss Mike, and Gaby and Carlos come out as Mexican.
 In this week’s episode, Jakub brags about of men he knows named M

Felicia is A Professional Rollerblader - 2x16 Desperate Housewives

Susan is auditioning for Calamity Jane, Paul Young can FIGHT with those arms, and everybody is back to themselves from the pilot! In this week’s episode Jakub talks abou

What Even IS A Spleen?! - 2x15 Desperate Housewives

Karl-ma comes for Susan, Gaby’s mum is a vulture, and Karen McCluskey enters the runway.
 In this week’s episode Jakub man-spleens to Erin and both hosts get annoyed tha

Erin and Jakub Don’t Understand Straight Men - 2x14 Desperate Housewives

Lynette accidentally joins a fraternity, Susan goes husband hunting, and Bree goes to a dinner party at Sue Sylvester’s house. In this week’s episode Jakub and Erin talk

Dr Ron’s Dr Wrong for Susan - 2x13 Desperate Housewives

Gaby’s having NUN OF IT, Tom is a poor man’s James Bond, and Susan doesn’t want to be Dr Ron’s first time. This week, Erin and Jakub worship their unbothered Queen Danie

Cuffs or Rope: The Reprise - 2x12 Desperate Housewives

Susan tells MRLies to get a man, Felicia has a new wig, and WHY oh WHY do we keep letting the Van de Kamp family drive?! This week, Erin and Jakub welcome a new co-host

HONEY, ERIN’S HOME! - 2x12 Teaser (New Episode Coming 5th May)

Oh, it’s good to back. We will be back posting new weekly recaps for you from 5th May and it’s a GREAT episode to come back to. Miss us too much to wait? Go to our Patre