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194. The Infinity Impulse. [MST3K K03. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II.]

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II returns, KTMA-style, to send Chris and Charlotte into black holes, hyperbolic curves, infinite mysteries, historical myths, and national ant

193. What If We Don’t Tell Stories? [MST3K 318. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II.]

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II throws Chris and Charlotte into the brig, where they talk about puppets, costumes, pussycats, cleavage, and choreography.

192. Trash Heaps of Love. [MST3K 514. Teen-age Strangler.]

Teen-age Strangler is out there not stealing no bikes while Chris and Charlotte discuss forever love, temporary love, parental love, punk rock love, but mostly their love

191. The Lon in Lon. [MST3K 409. Indestructible Man.]

Indestructible Man gets revenge on Chris and Charlotte, who double crossed him by talking about Max Showalter, Lon Chaney, Lon Chaney, Mr. Bulky's, and the Mountain Goats

190. Another Person Who’s Miserable. [MST3K 1202. Atlantic Rim.]

Atlantic Rim lurks in the depths, waiting to see if Chris and Charlotte are drift-compatable enough to nagivate Kickstarters, notorious movies, mockbusters, Guillermo del

189b. Toothpicks and Glue. [MST3K: The Web Series & MST3K: The Comic.]

What if MST3K, but drawings? Chris and Charlotte investigate.

189. Scratch and Flick. [MST3K 406. Attack of the Giant Leeches.]

Attack of the Giant Leeches feeds off Chris and Charlotte as they discuss creature features, leeches, surgeon’s sutures, Crash (as Crash), and Crash’s ranch. With the sho

188. Please, Let Leonard. [MST3K 909. Gorgo.]

Happy Gamuary! This year Gorgo roars as Chris and Charlotte discuss Irish kaiju, Irish stereotypes, Irish playwrights, Irish boxers, and walking through London.

187. The Most Holiday Movie We’ve Ever Done. [MST3K 1304. Munchie.]

Happy holidays! Look, we got you a Munchie! Put it in a box and everything. And we also got you an episode of Chris and Charlotte talking about Munchies, Munchie Strikes

186. A Crackpot Theory That I Have No Evidence For. [MST3K 603. The Dead Talk Back.]

The Dead Talk Back, but maybe you’d rather hear Chris and Charlotte talk about true believers, ice cream sales, safety plans, public service announcements, and The Gratef

185. Everything Is Beautiful. [MST3K K01. Invaders from the Deep.]

Happy Turkey Day! Invaders from the Deep (which is to say, four episodes of Stingray spliced together into a movie) dives after Chris and Charlotte while they flap their

184b. It’s Just A Town. [Assignment: Venezuela, from the MST3K CD-ROM.]

Assignment: Venezuela sends Chris and Charlotte off to discuss economic colonialism, Latin American history, lying husbands, planned communities, and CD-ROMs.

184. Fish Flopping. [MST3K 1005. Blood Waters of Dr. Z.]

Blood Waters of Dr. Z (a.k.a. Zaat) gets in its tank while Chris and Charlotte blurble on about fish supremacy, fish people, fish fingers, fish controversies, and smokele

183. Win the Butkus Award. [MST3K K15. Superdome.]

Superdome will give Chris and Charlotte tickets to the big game if they can give the inside scoop on 70s made-for-tv movies, Donald Pleasence, David Janssen, Donna Mills,

182. You’re Pro-Crime, Aren’t You? [MST3K 520. Radar Secret Service.]

Radar Secret Service spies on Chris and Charlotte as they discuss horror safety films, maligned westerns, unseen threats, hype cycles, and elegies for the dead. With the

181. He Does What We Do! [MST3K 507. I Accuse My Parents.]

I Accuse My Parents of leaving Chris and Charlotte no other option but to talk about Trace, Frank, farmers, parents, and badgers. With the short: The Truck Farmer.

180. Walt Disney Knew. [MST3K 1312. The Bubble.]

The Bubble has trapped Chris and Charlotte, who keep saying things about Arch Oboler, radio horror, wartime hitchhikers, zoos in space, and the side effects of childbirth

179. We Know Who’s Blonde. [MST3K 203. Jungle Goddess.]

It’s a big birthday for Chris and Charlotte, and Jungle Goddess surprises them with new songs, old tropes, Superman, Dick Tracy, and tricky family dynamics. With the shor

178. Good Job, Bud! [MST3K 906. The Space Children.]

The Space Children telepathically command Chris and Charlotte to discuss peep shows, touch tones, Professors, Uncles Fester, and a former child actor. With the short: Cen

177b. We’re Always Making Bloopers [MST3K Poopie! & Poopie! II.]

Whoops! Chris and Charlotte accidentally watch the Poopie and Poopie II compilations, and talk about bloopers, mishaps, flubs, gaffes, and boo-boos.