Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Finger Skin. Sippy Cup. Megalodon. Pantera.

We all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express it. Let's talk about that, s

Can You Don't? | Oil Change. Thailand. Tree Trimmer. Secret Video.

How backwards do things have to be in this world for you to catch your wife cheating... but you're the one that ends up going to jail? Let's talk about that, answering a

Can You Don't? | Light Pole. Mount Fuji. Lisp. 29 Toes.

If you have kids, or have spent time around someone else's children for any amount of time, it's no secret that they can SUPER SUCK when they are little... which is why a

Can You Don't? | Sharpened Teeth. Dark Poop. Drowning. Gold Bars.

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Can You Don't? | Hermaphrodite. Sheetmetal. Sally. Wait.

Welp... looks like the yearly "Joe almost died" trend continues! He learned why it's never a good idea to wear sandals while doing roof work. Idiot. Let's talk about that

Can You Don't? | Mount Rushmore. Keystroke. Water Pump. Pretty Cold.

Businesses making wild ass claims about their products is nothing new... but Joe couldn't control his urge to ask a local gas station about one of their record setting cl

Can You Don't? | Plumber's Crack. Pepper Balls. Nuns. Meth Lab.

How far would you go to prank your family and friends? Would you create a fake meth lab, media coverage, mugshot, and local news website so that everyone thinks you're go

Can you Don't? | Bathroom Goat. Funny Trunks. Sticky Letters. Winnie-the-Pooh.

The wild swing between being someone who's in jail, cumming on letters that you're sending to your partner... and THEN actually winning a legal argument saying that it's

Can You Don't? | Dick Fire. Phone Glitch. Green Boots. Banana Girl.

We all die. Duh, we get it. But what if how you died and where you died has been used as an example of failure for the last three decades? That's something special. Let's

Can You Don't? | Better Grades. Pole Tape. Perfume. Flaky Perineum.

How mad would you get if you were having a little sex and someone pooped on you? Get a gun out mad? Apparently some people get THAT mad. Let's talk about that, Joe's theo

Can You Don't? | Ding Dong. Ham Sandwich. Scream. Sad Room.

We all tend to think that ding-dong ditching is a pretty harmless prank, right? Welp... not always. Yikes. Let's talk about that, how much we love Limp Bizkit making a ma

Can You Don't? | Topless Coffee. Wrong Baby. Burrito. Banana Car.

Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident with your

Can You Don't? | Ice Tray. Drug Test. Bert. Box of Goon.

Does a naked 5k count as a form of ASMR? Let's talk about that, a website that widens the scope of measuring everything in football fields, throwing up in the middle of s

Can You Don't? | People Meat. Red Light. TNT. Olive Garden.

Dating can land you in some pretty weird situations... but one that involves forced marriage, satanic rituals, and Olive Garden usually isn't on that list. Let's talk abo

Can You Don't? | Four. Amazing. Years. Thank You.

FOUR PHACKING YEARS? You’ve listened, shared, reviewed, showed up, and kept this thing going. Whether you’ve been here from episode one or just recently found us, we genu

Can You Don't? | Prison Pocket. Paid to Jerk. Russia. Moon Base.

And to think we've all been masturbating for free this whole time... when we could be getting paid! Let's talk about that, another example of why it's great not to live i

Can You Don't? | Hot Peppers. Best Friend. Lock. Fingerprints.

Ohhhhh the joys of parenting. Nothing really brings a father and son together like completely shattering trust because you're a dipshit. Let's talk about that, pissing a

Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.

Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk ab

Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.

Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk

Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.

Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it wil