AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually m

Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!)

The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect

Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters

DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, a

Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!)

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting wit

Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!)

It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards —

Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS)

Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer towa

CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, C

Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually sta

DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!)

It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? N

Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!)

Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning

Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters

It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing

Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships!

Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelo

Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter

It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart. Everyone has the Nodes of Destiny

Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!)

Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great way), and Ju

Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some sp

Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!)

Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbaul

Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions!

You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and

Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!)

This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened b

Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your

Week of July 6: It's GETTING REAL! = CRAZIEST DAYS Ahead! (EMBRACE it ALL!)

The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lif