AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

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Week of Oct 12: It's Been 5 MONTHS of WEIRDNESS... But — Thanks to PLUTO — Your POWER Is Coming BACK! (MAJOR SHIFT!)

#26 trending · Society & Culture

Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, som

Oct 12
56 min

5 Signs You're a Witch — The Top WITCHIEST Placements in Your Birth Chart (Do You Have Any?!)

⭐ MPLS: TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐ Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is

Oct 7
48 min

Week of Oct 5: POTENT New Moon in Libra — RELATIONSHIPS Are About to CHANGE! (But First, CHAOS?!)

🎟️ 10.6 TUES — CHI! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ 🎟️ 10.7 WED — MPLS! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ We’re barreling into spooky season, and this week’s horoscope ex

Oct 5
54 min

WHY Are You LIKE THAT? Keeping It PETTY, Seeking REVENGE & This Sign Gets HOTTER With Age (feat. Jake Cornell)

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Jake Cornell — comedian, viral sensation, and legendary tea time companion! As a Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Capricor

Sep 30
28 min

Week of Sept 28: VENUS RETROGRADE is HERE! — It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! Things Get MESSY!)

Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embark

Sep 28
1 h 04 min

Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!)

Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-RO

Sep 23
51 min

Week of Sept 21: OMG!!! Intense Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Yes, It's GOING DOWN!)

HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF.

Sep 21
1 h 11 min

Neptune in Your Chart... And Why It Matters

Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywo

Sep 16
1 h 10 min

Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)

Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-

Sep 14
1 h 07 min

7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually m

Sep 9
1 h 07 min

Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!)

The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect

Sep 7
57 min

Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters

DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, a

Sep 2
1 h 08 min

Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!)

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting wit

Aug 31
1 h 07 min

Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!)

It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards —

Aug 26
1 h 07 min

Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS)

Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer towa

Aug 24
1 h 08 min

CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, C

Aug 19
20 min

Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually sta

Aug 17
1 h 05 min

DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!)

It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? N

Aug 12
55 min

Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!)

Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning

Aug 10
1 h 11 min

Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters

It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing

Aug 5
1 h 06 min

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Thank you Aliza for a podcast that feels highly researched yet engaging. You are a blessed story teller. So grateful to have found you on Gloss Angeles!

Alliecat81 · Sep 2026

Hello my spiritual friend! 12th house Pisces sun checking in and I’d absolutely rather explore the ocean deep than outer space! But with this podcast I feel like I can do both; the way you deliver your insights resonates so much! With your knowledge unpacking mine and my families charts has been so fun and eye opening. Truly amazing, thank you Aliza!

Oreos4Brkfst · Sep 2026

I love Aliza’s energy! Astrology is full of layers making it a little too dense for me to wrap my mind around all the time, but A 👏🏻 LIZ👏🏻 A 👏🏻 literally speaks my language! ☀️ ♓️ 🌖 ♋️ Ascendant/Rising & South Node ♌️ This week’s tea party had some piping HOT tea.. my hot tea! It all started with February’s full moon lunar eclipse in Pisces; and instead of saying the universe is dragging me along, earlier this year the universe said to me, “girl, you’re not doing what you should be doing” then proceeded to push me off a cliff and told me to figure it out. I’ve spent this year in deep study of me.. getting down to the root of everything and TANC I found Aliza and her podcast! This has been the cherry on top for finding all the pieces to the Ali puzzle ❤️ Thank you Aliza for your amazing energy and all the hot tea puns!

GratefulBelleBandit · Sep 2026

I found Aliza on ATWWD and she definitely came into my life when I needed it most (tanc) in early 2026. Every episode seems to really speak to things going on in my life, but this up level episode really got me. Virgo is my moon, rising, and Jupiter. Leo is my Venus and Chiron. Aquarius is my Saturn. Gemini is my midheaven. My sun (and Mercury and Mars) are Libra, so I’m about to have my solar return. I’ll be 36 next year, which will be my nodal and Jupiter return. I had a few tower moments last year (I got laid off and lost a pregnancy) on top of it all. So, to say the least, I’ve been going through it the last couple of years. But, even though everything still feels chaotic right now, it feels more like positive chaos pushing me forward and not the darkness I was muddling through last year. And I believe more than a little of that is because of this podcast. Listening to Aliza has helped me learn to work with this energy rather than be scared of it and fight against it, and I’m finally feeling like I’m emerging from that darkness. So thank you for everything you do. You have had a very literal impact on my life and I’m not sure where I would be without it. I’m now a forever listener and future coven member (when finances allow, haha).

Level up or bust · Sep 2026

I love this podcast. I love the content & that there are 2 eps a week. I’ve found a lot of comfort during some really rough times with this podcast. But I just found out that I was still paying for an Open Mind subscription but the podcast seems to now be via Acast which doesn’t seem to offer ad free subscription options??? I’m happy to update this review if I find an ad free subscription option or if I’m doing something wrong… but I went to listen to this week’s Monday ep & was hit by multiple ads. I want to pay creators for their work. I just don’t want ads. 🩷🔮✨

Zoely7777 · Sep 2026

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