Assassin.ly

Episode 8 - Special Election

The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.

Episode 7 - Acquired

After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.

Minisode - Interrogation

The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.

Episode 6 - Murder Games

In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill

Episode 5 - Defunded

Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but

Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing

Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse

Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

Episode 3 - Now Hiring

Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Episode 2 - Ben

Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind. 

Trailer

On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelli

Episode 1 - Launch Party

Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens.