The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast

S3E2 - The Freshman

Pack up those boxes, Upper East Siders, cuz we are moving into the dorms! This is new territory for our Queen B as she tries to make her mark as queen of campus by throwi

S3E1 - Reversals of Fortune

Summer is coming to an end for our ultra-rich pals, and this descriptor now includes the Humphrey family. Yes, that Humphrey family. Move over, van der Woodsen crew! Ther

S2E25 - The Goodbye Gossip Girl

Vitamin C tried her darndest, but she could never have prepared us for THIS graduation. It's time we bid adieu to the Constance Billard-St. Jude Class of 2009. Seren

S2E24 - Valley Girls

Put that Porsche top down, cuz we are cruising down a Malibu highway! It's 1983, y'all. For some reason, the penultimate episode of season 2 is primarily dedica

S2E23 - The Wrath of Con

Samantha James once said: "Forgiveness is more than saying sorry." Georgina, are you listening, girl? 'Cuz Samantha is right!! G is back, and she is on an apology t

S2E22 - Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Gabriel and Poppy are BACK on the Upper East Side to shake things up by taking advantage of a pathetic middle-aged former rockstar and a beautiful teenager who is not exa

S2E21 - Seder Anything

Baruch Atah Ay Dios Mio! This episode is absolutely hilarious—we swear it! Serena is back from Espana, now a married teenager to a man who is at least 30 years old. Blair

S2E20 - Remains of the J

You are cordially invited to Jenny's Super Sweet 16 Party! Wait, this is a birthday? We had no idea because Serena didn't tell us. Serena is trying to get herse

S2E19 - The Grandfather

Blair's crashout is still underway, Upper East Siders. It's very entertaining to watch our very own B shed her uptight skin just a little bit, but it begs the q

S2E18 - The Age of Dissonance

Clear your calendars, Upper East Siders. We're heading to the theater! We have front row seats to the calamity that is the students of Constance Billard-St. Jude&apo

S2E17 - Carrnal Knowledge

That ol' bat Ms. Carr is at it again, Upper East Siders! We have reached our limit with Cornflower Mary, and we kid you not, she gets worse with every scene. Someone

S2E16 - You've Got Yale

Don't mind us, Upper East Siders. We're just sitting here hitting "refresh" for Blair on the Yale portal. It's Yale Day, y'all! Join our friends as th

S2E15 - Gone With The Will

It's time for the reading of Bart's will, Upper East Siders! Are you in, or are you sending your legal representation in your place? Chuck's a little more

S2E14 - In the Realm of the Basses

["Amazing Grace" tune] "Chuck once was lost, but now he's found". Chuck may be found, but he's as lost as ever. He's unable to walk 95% of the time, he&apo

S2E13 - O Brother, Where Bart Thou

Bart has died. *starts playing "Taps"*  However, those billions o' bucks are still alive and they're paying for Andrew Tyler's retainer and comfort food (

S2E12 - It's a Wonderful Lie

If you're in line, STAY IN LINE for this episode, Upper East Siders! It's the annual Snowflake Ball, and the drama is so hot that we're certain this ice is

S2E11 - The Magnificent Archibalds

Order up those diner french fries cuz it's another Upper East Side Thanksgiving, y'all! Dinner will be served at... 4am because we have a LOT of things to cover

S2E10 - Bonfire of the Vanity

It is the 20th anniversary of Bass Industries. Time sure does fly when you are an evil billionaire and abysmal father! It's Blair's birthday and she's abou

S2E9 - There Might Be Blood

Y'all ever been to a guerrilla fashion show? Well, slip on those Louboutins because Jenny and Agnes cordially invite us to one. What. An. Epic. Moment. You're i

S2E8 - Pret-a-Poor J

This is a big one, y'all! Join us as we watch Little J duke it out once more with Eleanor Waldorf herself. We can't say we endorse what Jenny's doing, but