Sports R Dumb

College Football is Here and an 18-Wheeler Hits Sean's Car

These two events are not related, but they're the big moments of the past few days. Sean relives a rough moment at work when his parked car got sliced by an 18-wheeler tr

We're Back with Lots of Good Times Among the Dumb!

We're back! We've taken most of August off because it's too hot to record...er, because of some major life events! Joey became an uncle to a wonderful niece and also took

Owners Not Caring About Fielding Competitive Teams R Unambiguously Dumb

We saw a blockbuster trade in Major League Baseball over the weekend, with two-time Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal going to the Los Angeles Dodgers. This team now has appro

Lengthy LeBron James Decision Sagas R Interminably Dumb

LeBron James has made his "last decision," and he's heading to the Philadelphia 76ers. That's a mighty exciting team on paper, don't you think? Good things games are not

Argentina Not Having a Single Shot on Goal in a 120-Minute Match is Offensively Challenged Dumb

The 2026 World Cup is in the books! Spain defeated Argentina in a thrilling 1-0 snoozefest that included zero shots on goal from Argentina despite over two hours of game

Dives During the World Cup R Endlessly Replayed Dumb

In Switzerland's World Cup match against Argentina, Breel Embolo appeared to get aggressively tackled. Upon replay review, he actually just threw himself into the air and

Political Battles During the World Cup R Egotistically Dumb

We're right in the thick of the World Cup, and there have been many magical moments and exciting matches. Of course, there have also been some corrupt actions and politic

The NBA Draft and Offseason "Processes" R Confusingly Dumb

An incoming rookie gets drafted by an NBA team. This is the greatest moment of their lives! But then they get traded and...have to keep the hat of their old team on while

A Hawaiian World Cup Excursion!

Joey is back from his Hawaiian vacation and needs Sean to catch him up on NBA, NHL, and World Cup happenings. Turns out the folks of Maui are quite friendly, so while Joe

Fan Behavior During the NBA Finals Was Incomprehensibly Dumb

The NBA (and NHL) Finals are in the books, but we didn't know that when we recorded this episode! Instead, we got to see NBA fans acting foolish in beating up other peopl

Blazer Tag, Bingo, and Karaoke Respites Among Dumb Sports Moves

Why in the world are the Chicago Bears moving to Indiana? Meanwhile, the Dallas Mavericks and Stars are both moving to a less-populated area of Dallas and Plano, respecti

Let's Add One Dumb (or Brilliant) Rule to Each Sport!

Sports already have a lot of rules, but there's always room for improvement. The Sports R Dumb boys have each selected a rule to add to popular sports, including basketba

Non-Dumb Elements of Soccer Other Sports Should Adopt

The World Cup is right around the corner, and Texas is hosting several games throughout the event. That feels like the perfect time to run through the best parts about so

Schedule Release Videos R Excessively Long and Dumb (But We Still Generally Love 'Em)

Do you need a 9-minute video to learn about your favorite team's schedule? Certainly not! But the sports world loves milking things for all they're worth, and so we wind

All the NBA Draft Shenanigans R Bad Luck Dumb

The fate of the NBA relies on some ping pong balls! Another NBA Draft lottery is in the books, and once again, a process that should take two minutes to reveal has been d

A Post-Vacation Sports Jamboree!

Joey is back from vacation in Poland, and he even played some sports while he was there. Meanwhile, Sean is in the midst of hockey season and has been moved to defense be

A Very Un-Sportsmanlike Sports R Dumb

This might set a record for the least amount of time talking about sports! We're covering the absolute worst karaoke song to sit through, a barrage of game shows (includi

The Hullabaloo Around the NFL Draft is Predictively Dumb

The NFL Draft is this week, and that means we're finally free from all the mock drafts! Goodbye big boards, hello new roster additions. Of course, there are still plenty

A Sports R Dumb Spring Cleaning

It's the perfect time for a little sports spring cleaning! Goodbye, silly grievances, and hello exciting playoff pushes. We're making our NBA and NHL postseason predicti

A Sports R Dumb Live Event Bonanza

Over the span of six days, Joey went to MLB Opening Day, multiple NCAA Tournament games, and a hockey game. What a time to be alive! We're recapping highlights from those