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Sidney Summers is Online Forever (and psychic)

Where do I begin?? HELLO?? We have the one and only SIDNEY SUMMERS - the cashew butter to my fig jam, the ass to my titty, the partner to my crime, and the dutty to my wi

Lena Paul is Online Forever (and pregnant)

She's back and she's pregnant again! Lena Paul, one of the greats, is back in the online foreversphere today talking all things psychedelics, aliens, alt history and sexw

Sarah Arabic is Online Forever

WELCOME BACK!! Ya'll it's been over a year and a half since this podcast has been filmed or posted but HERE IT IS! Today we have the gorgeous Sarah Arabic in the studio t

WILLIAM BANKS ESCAPED JAIL AND ATHEISM (Ep. 52)

The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death exper

9/11: I DON'T KNOW HER (Ep. 51)

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millen

PLAY PARTY DO'S & DONTS (Ep. 50)

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the

FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENTS UNITE

Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fell

CRAZY DR*NK COLLEGE GIRLS 😱

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and

WHAT'S YOUR STRANGE ADDICTION?

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pic

Stalking the Slenderman and Escaping the LA Wildfires

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of st

Speed Dating on the Spectrum

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being cre

WTF is Love? 🤔

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a

Confessing Our Deepest Darkest Fantasies

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds.

We Snuck Into LA's Most Exclusive Club

Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & disc

Furry Curious with Wic Whitney

This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney villains, what kind of

Rich Men are Terrifying 🐍

hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and into snakes, feet la

Slaying Butt Demons & Finding God

We’re talking religion & politics—just in time for the holidays 😎 In their search for God, the girls made the grave mistake of visiting the wokest unitarian church in LA.

Not Seeking Any Arrangements 🤪

The girls sit down to have a normal silly time but the Mossman took over. Before the mental breakdowns - Sidney and OJ discuss The Sopranos, body hair, seeking arrangemen

The Roast of Morgan Jay

We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we get real about polyamor

KATE LAVRENTIOS is juicy AF

International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate shares her worst job,