Office Mommy Dearest

And Then There Was One... Other; There Was a Total of Two

A CEO’s rule: a person for everything and everyone in theirplace. Every CEO has their rolodex of contacts. Each person tucked away into their individual helpful function.

Take Note: Takes Notes

It’s a shame that even if things rarely go wrong, if anything at all does go wrong, a CEO has got to have someone to blame. Sometimes there isn’t anyone to blame. Maybe n

Mommy Guilt Got You Trapped

There’s no rest for the wicked. Apparently, there’s no restfor the morally ambiguous either. When Office Mommy tries to take an extended weekend, she quickly learns this

Let Them Cry it Out

Move fast and break things is supposed to a tech company’sguide to focus on fast rather than worrying about the risk. It’s not supposed to be about literally breaking all

Because I Said So

This week is all about CEO appreciation. It’s true, some ofthe Office Mommy’s prior episodes may have you thinking that CEOs are worthless or bad at their job or just bad

Co Parenting is a B**** and So is She

The Office Mommy, your Executive Assistant guide, explains how powerless CEOs really are. They’ll never admit it, but maintaining their position of power requires a lot o

Let's Get [a] Physical

This week, the Office Mommy spends the night at her boss,Mr. Howard’s house. But like any good executive assistant, she insists she’s completely professional. A surprise

Limiting Screen Time on the Device of His Own Destruction

The Office Mommy knows that your CEO isn’t as special as hethinks he is. He’s just like everyone else because he’s completely addicted to his phone. Which wouldn’t be so

Ever seen a grown man cry… know how to stop him?

The Office Mommy thought for sure she’d already seen hercurrent CEO, Mr. Howard’s, worst day, but that was nothing compared to this past week. You can tell a lot about wh

Mom Meets Mommy

The Office Mommy explains how CEOs praise and then discard people. She knows that a CEO is just a charismatic leader and they have no real interest in the people. But the

All Work and No Play Dates

CEOs are “working” men. Like most working “adults”, they have a difficult time making friends. Throw into the mix how unsufferable they are and it’s down near impossible.

Fed(up) is Best

CEOs are people, and statistically, they are also men. It’sa fact that sucks, but it’s a fact. And a man’s gotta eat. Literally. A thing that they should know but for som

[Password] Protect them from Themselves

CEOs have many skills… probably. But those skills do notinclude technology. The cause of this : unclear. Though it could be the fact that technology is ever changing and

Sleep Like a Baby; Wake Up Screaming

CEOs don’t sleep like normal people. They want you tobelieve this is a good thing. But really, it just disrupts the entire world around them. When most people don’t get g

What to Expect When You're Expecting a Fight

CEOs are angry men, allowed to run rampant as the worldbends to their will. Only an Office Mommy can keep them at bay and even she can only do so much. Like your IBS, pre

Congrats. It's a... CEO

What does a Chief Executive Officer do? The business is really none of their business so don't ask them, ask their executive assistant. The CEO isn't there to work, they'