Midlife Heresy: A Warhammer Podcast

She Chose It Because It Looked Cool | Our Wives Build Warhammer 40k Armies

What happens when you give two beginners with very little Warhammer interest and zero Warhammer knowledge access to the Games Workshop webstore with a strict 1,000-point

Waaaaagh is going on?

Power Creep, Codexes, and 11th Edition Chaos. Three months into 11th Edition and Games Workshop is already ripping up the rulebook. In this episode, Matt and Lucas sit d

Tabletop Tactics: Behind the Battle Reports with James "The Bard" Jordan

***SPECIAL GUEST ALERT*** This week on midlife Heresy, Matt and Lucas sit down with the one and only James from Tabletop tactics. We talk about his origin story, what h

Inquisitorial Dad Force - Assemble!

We Pick Our Inquisitorial Retinues The Emperor has personally summoned us, handed over an Inquisitorial Rosette, and sent us to investigate a planet where everything has

Chaos vs Necrons: What the Hell Happened?

When 1,500 points of Chaos Space Marines clash with ancient Necron steel, plans don't survive contact with Turn 1. In this episode, Matt and Lucas sit down for a complet

A Midlife Guide to new Warhammer 40,000 players

This week, we share the magic of introducing new players to the tabletop, break down how 40K actually works at a high level, and reveal the golden rules for picking your

An Idiot’s Guide to 11th Edition - Warhammer 40k

Everything You Need to Know Without Reading 400 Pages of Rules (from 2 Idiots). Warhammer 40k 11th Edition is here, and if you’ve ever looked at a tournament stream, sta

Warhammer 40k World Cup Special

With the World Cup final only days away, Matt and Lucas pick their Warhammer 40k starting 11.

40K vs The Multiverse

Everyone thinks their favorite fictional hero could conquer Warhammer 40,000. But we aren't asking who wins, who's strongest, or who has the best plot armor. Today, we ar

Warhammer Dragons' Den – The Multi-Million Pound Pitch

I'm out… or am I? Welcome to the grimdark Den. In this episode, Matt and Lucas are trading their dice for business suits and pitting two completely original, homebrew fa

Midlife Heroes: The Golden Aquila Awards

A few weeks ago, we dug through the galactic rubbish heap to crown the ultimate villain of the 41st millennium. Today, we’re trying to cleanse our souls. Welcome back to

Surviving the Black Rage with Deathcompany Dropout

This week, the brain behind Deathcompany Dropout joins Lucas and Matt to discuss how he became the internet's favorite 40k rules translator. We chat about his hobby origi

The Great Purge: What would we remove from 40k?

Today, we are launching the ultimate Exterminatus. No fixes. No balance dataslates. No "maybe they'll get better in the next Codex." We are permanently deleting one facti

Midlife Villainy: The Best 40K Villains Ranked

Grab your power armor and your scorecards, because the Midlife Heresy boys are tackling the ultimate grimdark question: Who is the absolute greatest villain in Warhammer

BONUS: Midlife Mailbag

...the Audience Strikes Back... Normally on this podcast, we complain about rules updates, grey plastic, and hobbying challenges in the midlife. But today, we’re doing s

The Chaos of Warhammer Computer Games

Why read a 120-page codex when you can just button-mash your way through a horde of Orks? This week on Midlife Heresy, we’re taking a deeply biased, intensely nostalgic t

Confessions of the Plastic Addicted - feat. Black Mantle

Today, Midlife Heresy commits the ultimate midlife sin: competence. For our very first guest episode, we’re joined by the masterminds behind Black Mantle to discuss how g

Space Marines - Your Gateway Drug to 40k

Let’s be honest: your Warhammer 40K addiction started with a box of Space Marines. It's okay, you’re in a safe space. This week, we’re dissecting the "gateway drug" of th

Exterminatus: The Heresy or Not Special

Grab your Rosette and prepare to judge, because this week we’re playing Inquisitor with the hobby we love/hate. From the mortal sin of "Tactical Grey" armies to the quest

Why is this Space Marine Sticky? A Parent’s Guide to Grimdark Chaos

In this episode we tackle the ultimate tactical nightmare: introducing your offspring to the hobby without filing for bankruptcy or losing your sanity. We’ve all had the