Heist

PIP

Art Cop: Bad (at her job) Cop? Our heroine is placed on the dreaded Performance Improvement Plan! Is she the victim of a politically-motivated witch hunt? Or is she just

Second Career

We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that ali

Office Politics

Vote Art Cop! It's election season, and Art Cop is throwing her hat in the ring! Join her on the campaign trail as she tries to convince 300,000ish people she has their b

In the Gran Scam of Things

Road trip! Join Art Cop as she escorts a famous painting on loan back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art!

Playing the Game(s)

Welcome to the 2026 Art Museum Olympic Games! Cheer on your favorite Art Cop as she represents the Security Department in a series of athletic competitions designed to ce

Finale Part II

One brazen heist. Two whip-smart Art Cops. Part II of our Season Finale promises covert ops, whimsical violence, and liberty & justice for all--except our thief.

Finale Part I (A Heist Actually Happens!)

The art museum has been robbed! There are whispers of an inside job...an Art Cop gone rogue. Preposterous! M launches an investigation to clear her framed dame's name of

VIP Visit

We're rolling out the red carpet for the Mayor of our Midwestern metropolis!

Lifetime Achievement Award

"Dear Art Cop Academy..." Join us at the old alma mater as Art Cop is presented the prestigious "Lifetime Achievement" Award! 

Heist Haunt Hunt

We're going ghost-hunting! Join us as we investigate seven purported hauntings at the Cincinnati Art Museum.  

A Dog & Pony Show

Heist, unleashed! This week, we're going to the dogs! Join us for a fascinating legal chat about service animals—and a very special cat cameo!   

With Feeling!

Trouble in paradise? The honeymoon phase is over! M & I are following in the footsteps of many a doomed couple before us. Join us on the couch as we talk it out in couple

Securitas Supervisorous

Class is in session! Professor Art Cop is on sabbatical—and Substitute Teacher M is running the show. Dust off the VCR and roll that TV into the classroom. We've got 30 m

"Waiter, There's a Hot Button Issue in My Soup!"

Our heroines are in the soup! Join Art Cop and M as they tackle a hot topic: museum climate protests!

Pilot

This is Heist. I'm your host, Art Cop! For over a decade, I've patrolled the galleries at the REDACTED museum in everyone's favorite Midwestern city, REDACTED. I've got s

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