Hail Chaos

GLADIATORS

Welcome, traveller. After escaping the pursuing Orcs, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse find themselves at the entrance to the Gladiatorial Arena. They befriend Felicit

Life's a Pitch Crossover: The Frostie Movie- It's Grrrreat! with Jessie & Alex

This week we have a special crossover treat with Life's A Pitch Podcast, with Jessie & Alex pitching movies that should never exist alongside Tom and Matt! We're very gr

Bonus Episode: Campfire Tales

Welcome, traveller. After many adventures, we are taking a moment to rest by the campfire, and tell tales. The adventure can begin next week. For now, join us, roast a ma

Danger Gnome

Welcome, traveller. Having pleased Angharad and won the great treasure of friendship, Xanax, Louie and Carpy must part ways. But nothing is ever as hard as 'goodbye', esp

Are You Not Entertained?

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will the meet the

The Chamber of Temptation

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own desires and be

Two Steps Forward

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in this mystic

The Fellowship of the Ass

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, an

Out Of Harem's Way

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might

Trials and Tribulations

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intrigu

The Wizerd's Tower

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But

Castle Bloodbucket

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the

The Mystery Crate

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popu

Safe At Last

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food ra

The Fall of Louie Smallhouse

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price. Host

Throwing Down The Gauntlet

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless dr

School's Out For Ever

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottoml

Goblin Soup

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a

Tally Ho!

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford wit

Wax On, Wax Off

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax an