Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA “Rasheed Rice… Rasheed Rice”

Mike, Walker & Jeff discuss all of week seven’s action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/2026week7preview.mp3

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA “Corn Pop Douglas”

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week six and laugh about Bo Nix being garbage Here’s that Nikola Jokic pass that we talked about: https://bsky.app/profile/ohnohedidnt24.bsky

Week 5 Preview AKA “Kyle Pitts Rizzed Up Baby Gronk”

Mike, Walker and Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of week five’s fantasy football action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview AKA “Dalton Rizzler”

Jeff breaks down TNF and the week four slate https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/week4preview.mp3

2026 Week 3 Preview AKA “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week three and review Thursday Night Football. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/2026week3preview.mp3

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & TNF Review AKA “Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex”

Walker is on assignment, Mike is out being the world’s foremost Sacramento River Cats fan, and Jeff takes you around the NFL to discuss all fifteen games this weekend and

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA “I am Detroit Lions”

Walker, Mike & Jeff recap the NE/SEA and SF/LAR games, and then dive into the remainder of the week one slate! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test and

Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason “Does it Matter” AKA “Jeremiyah Hate”

Walker, Jeff and Mike talk all the news that’s fit to print in the first two weeks of preseason (and some that isn’t), and finally play CHOPPED OR UNC https://cdn.footba

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 – Quarterback & Tight End Strategies AKA “The Sourest of Balls”

Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 – Nominations & Bidding AKA “Anchor RB Babies”

Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail

Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA “Rankth”

Walker, Mike & Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile f

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 – Pre-Draft Prep & Auction Values AKA “Non-Union Gang Members”

Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 – Introduction to Auctions AKA “Hammy Botox”

Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &

Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA “Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.”

Walker & Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcnorth2026.mp3

2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA “You Shough Me All Night Long”

Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp3