ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"Footprints in the Snow" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I want to leave..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Footprints in the Snow" written by Ragamuffin2234, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Pa

"We Went Looking for an Isolated Community. I DON'T Think We'll All Make it Out of This Forest." | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I stayed still..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "We Went Looking for an Isolated Community. I Don't Think We'll All Make It Out of This Forest." written by _Marvin35, nar

"I Heard Someone Coughing Inside My Bedroom Wall. Then They Answered Me." | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I waited, holding the phone against the plaster..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I heard someone coughing inside my bedroom wall. Then they answered me" written by Whist

"I've Never Understood Why People Are So Afraid of the Wilderness" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I watched it move between the trees..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I've never understood why people are so afraid of the wilderness" written by IntelligentHome8662, na

"There is This Thing on the Wall of Our Apartment" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...the alarm woke us up again..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "There is this thing on the wall of our apartment" written by bagelundercouch, narrated by ClancyPasta The Sh

"My Kitchen Knife is Missing" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...the light under my door went out..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I woke up to every knife in our kitchen laid out biggest to smallest. The second biggest one is missing

"Don't Trust the Furniture" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I held my breath..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Don't Trust the Furniture" written by Odd_Band_4858, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on

"The Trick or Treaters in My Town Don't Wear Costumes" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I didn't believe a word of it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Trick or Treaters in My Town Don't Wear Costumes" written by SteveMcNellyFiction, narrated by ClancyPa

"I Was Late to the Vienna Opera, and Had to Listen in the Tardy Room. We Heard Horrifying Sounds Inside..." | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...at last came the sight I was dreading..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Was Late to the Vienna Opera, and Had to Listen in the Tardy Room... We Heard Horrifying Sounds

"I Found a Payphone in the Woods. I Wish I Hadn't Answered." | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I held it to my ear..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Found a Payphone in the Woods. I Wish I Hadn't Answered." written by LookAtMyBadge (@tyleradam1993 on Substack), n

"Something's Writing Messages on My Mirror While I'm in the Shower" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...those days were a nightmare..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Ghost Who Communicated Only by Writing on Fogged Up Wirrors During Showers" written by Monsieurharlie, n

"Has Anyone Here Played Midnight Baseball? I'm Trying to Remember the Last Rule" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...here's what I remember..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Has Anyone Here Played Midnight Baseball? I'm Trying to Remember the Last Rule" written by MeasuredAnomaly, narra

"I Work at a Used Mattress Store. We Don't Offer Refunds" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...all sales final..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Work at a Used Mattress Store. We Don't Offer Refunds" written by NoCardiologist1353, narrated by ClancyPasta The Sho

"My Landlord Had One Rule: DON'T Acknowledge the Second Occupant." | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I couldn't take it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My landlord had one rule. Don't Acknowledge the second occupant" written by ADAMCOOLBEANS, narrated by ClancyPasta H

"My Neighbor Won't Stop Digging" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"say, uh... watcha doin there?" CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My Neighbor Won't Stop Digging" written by N.J. Parker, narrated by ClancyPasta The Author's Patreon: https://p

"Behind the Lattice" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...the sun wasn't even up yet..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Behind the Lattice" written by XImXTheXOneX, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if

"I'm a Camp Host at an Isolated Campground in the Woods that has 3 Rules You Must Follow" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...don't leave your campsite..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I'm a camp host at an isolated campground in the woods that has 3 rules you must follow" written by Savanahgle

"Thank You for Shopping at Winnie's!" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...she vanished behind a black curtain..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Thank You for Shopping at Winnie's!" written by Patrick, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to s

"I Was Placed in an Experiment, and Now I CAN'T GET OUT" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...I ran into this website..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I was placed in an experiment, and now I can't get out" written by RelativeCut1063, narrated by ClancyPasta Her

"A Dead Girl Texted Me, But I Didn't Stop Replying" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS

"...well, it's complicated..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "A Dead Girl Texted Me, but I Didn't Stop Replying" written by B. Schwarz, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways