Chad the Birdcast

Ig Nobility

In which we celebrate the 36th Annual Ig Nobel Prize winners and that means: SCIENCE!  ADDENDUMS: It's Mark AY-brums (not Ay-brah-hams); It's pro-BOSS-sideees (nuts) an

Steakin' Naked

In which I discuss C.L.A.S.S. Soiree's latest culinary experience where you can dine naked in Florida like nature intended.  GET TO DOROTHY! GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME

Back on the Dave Matthews Dump Bus

In which I do my job as YOUR avian journalist and bring in an actual expert on the Dave Matthews Band's famous dump bus.  COME GET ME, OHIO!  GO MEET TOMSTER!  BUY

Word Salad

In which I get you to eat your words before the robots do.  COME GET ME, OHIO!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 08/

The Rave of ALDIsseus

In which I get epic about the raves you fight in the aisles between ALDI and Trader Joe's.  COME GET ME, OHIO!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at th

Seal Kisses

In which I talk about the seal whom you call Neil. But does the seal know he's Neil?  Featuring me and Bill Larkin coverin a lil "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal Samuel Prod.

Summer Bread

In which you humans go ham on smoked meats and sammies whilst I wait for the bread.  AUG 2ND WATCH ME LIVE! COME GET ME, OHIO!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at P

The Hundo Episode

In which I celebrate 100 episodes at Q101 by talkin pinball, horror movies and Star Wars with Palps himself: Brian Karasek! COME GET ME, OHIO!  BUY SOME STUFF  Reco

Summer Sharks

Annnd we're back! It's summer, it's smoky and everyone's got the hot poops so I took a few weeks off. Here's my report on my favorite Summer activity and a lil anniversar

Congraduations!

In which I deliver my commence address of 2026 which is very reminiscent of 2016. Also if you've never read "Advice, like youth probably just wasted on the young" by Mary

Legends, Mummies and Bread

In which I get the recipe for bread baked from a mummy's guts and we all survive a bad recording of my last CLASS! where I discuss the Legend of the Legend of Zelda. Whew

No Schlitz

In which we say auf wiedersehen to a beer that's not just a legend, not just a king: it's the Schlitz.  BILL YOUR LARKIN!  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Featurin

No Waymo

In which we go every which Waymo but loose! But it's not quite at maximum overdrive.  GO TO PROM!  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete a

Space Jammin

In which I report my findings on the nexus of human space and jam technology.  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  FOLLOW ME Recorded LIVE March 19th 2026 from CLASS!

Grimace the Hutt

In which I don't talk about Star Wars but instead discuss the Grimace.  Follow Zachary Kern  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the

Lego Noir

In which I show my love of writing Birdetective Avian Noir True Crime about Lego and pasta. Yes, I know the plural of Lego is "Lego" but it doesn't SOUND RIGHT when you'r

T-Rexcellent Totes

In which I unpack the latest bio fashion: T-Rex Purses. And you wonder why I celebrate 4/20 for a whole week, humans.  TAKE A DAZE OFF GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF

Moon Sammies

In which I play catch up after a glorious Four Twentius with two reports, one stoned bird.  GET TO CLASS!  BUY SOME STUFF  Recorded LIVE at Paper Machete at the Gre

The Soochie Boordcast

In which I celebrate the Week of 4/20 blazing budz with my bud Scoochie Boochie: the greatest rapper ever born from a volcano. Spark em and don't lose your lighter.  TA

The Pickle Jacket

In which, whilst humans orbit the moon, I'm down here talkin about the KFC Pickle Jacket. Warning: Contains no moons.  For reference: https://www.foodbeast.com/news/kfc