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Starting Feb 2, 2026, www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast is now the only place you will be able to get Bone To Pick!  In this emotionally charged and hilariously unfiltered

Where is Paul? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 145

In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of "flu" and "sh

Starbucks Addiction | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

The Bonefathers spiral from sports trash talk into a surprisingly intense debate about travel math, airport lounges, and whether flying to D.C. is actually faster than dr

Gratitude Is Dead | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 143

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go fully feral over one of life's most universal frustrations: when you do someone a favor and they somehow s

New year, new bones | Bone to Pick Podcast Ep 142

The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into

Merry Christmas! | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 141

It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive

No accents! | Bone to Pick Podcast Ep 140

What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hea

BE PREPARED! | Bone to Pick Podcast w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi (Ep 139)

For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in ad

Dog Adoption Is a SCAM? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes the

Rent-A-Man | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 137

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny la

Marriage Warfare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and t

Hotel Nightmare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 135

Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone,

Hot Sauce | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden

Dogs in Strollers | Bone to Pick w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking s

SAY IT TO MY FACE | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 132

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse's "I'm taking a shower"

Forgot my birthday | Bone to Pick Podcast | Ep 131

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutle

Barefoot Buffet | Bone to Pick Podcast | Episode 130

Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life's everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy.

Cheap Socks | Bone to Pick Podcast with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi | Ep 129

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted griev

Fake Detectives | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi- Ep 127

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football g

Trash Towels | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi #126

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet