Cats On Guard

A Week in Alaska

Captain Richard Million recounts his adventurous Alaskan trip filled with near-misses, small-town heroics, and unforgettable experiences in the wilds of Alaska. Discover

Did Captain Million Make It?

Join us as Co-Captain Richard Million recounts his incredible journey flying from Michigan to Alaska in a small plane, navigating weather challenges, airport adventures,

Captain Million Flies to Alaska!

Join us as we explore an adventurous flight from Michigan to Alaska in a small Cessna, discussing planning, safety, and the thrill of crossing the Rockies. Perfect for av

Totally Fine. Fit to Fly

Behind the flight deck door, everything is supposed to be calm, controlled, and professional. But what happens when the people flying the plane aren’t okay—and can’t affo

Rich and Oblivious

In this episode MC Howe and Rich Million share stories of the outrageous behavior they have witnessed from the wealthy and most unaware travelers. From sending private je

The Airline Pilot Interview

This episode features airline pilots sharing their real-world experiences with job interviews, industry challenges, and tips for aspiring pilots. Discover insider stories

Surprises!

Join MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million as they share hilarious and surprising stories from their aviation careers, including unexpected encounters, technical mishaps

A Very Cats On Guard Valentine's Day

In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share their experiences and reflections on love, travel, and the challenges of maintaining relati

So Meowing Annoying

In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss the various annoyances pilots face while working together in the cockpit. They share pers

Pranks and Stupid Stuff

MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share humorous and insightful stories from their experiences as airline pilots. This conversation includes anecdotes about flight d

Budget Travel Hacks

Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss the various aspects of traveling on a budget, particularly focusing on family travel. They explore the hidden costs associa

Cats On Guard Goes to the Movies: 7500

MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million review the film 7500, quite possibly the worst aviation themed movie ever made. And if we have to write any more about it here, we'

Worst Airport Jobs

Hosts MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share humorous and insightful stories from the aviation world, including a skunk incident that leads to a discussion about ai

How Are We Still Alive

Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe delve into near-death experiences, the importance of safety protocols, and the human element in aviation, emphasizing the significa

Can We Make Things Better?

In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss the realities of being a pilot, the challenges of airport operations, and the often unrec

The Great Butter Debate

Here's a little clip we had to cut from our second season episode, How Are We Still Alive? Hint: It's not from lack of butter.

Season Finale: Pilot Stereotypes

In this season finale of Cats on Guard, hosts MC Howe and Richard Million reflect on their podcast journey, discuss the intersection of piloting and driving, and explore

Conspiracy Theories

MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million delve into various conspiracy theories, including chemtrails, cloud seeding, the flat Earth theory, and the infamous Denver Interna

Recurrent Training

Co-captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss their experiences with recurrent training in aviation. They share humorous anecdotes about their early mornings, the struct

We Haven't Recorded In Weeks...Why We Suck at this

In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss their recent absence from podcasting due to life's various challenges, including the end