Bible Stories for Atheists

The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)

Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better. Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's

Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7

We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and screw it I'm just getting this posted. Website - https://www.bibles

The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6

In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gossamer layer betwixt the testaments old and slightly less old. So we&ap

Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5

Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory".  Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com YouTube - https://www.you

Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4

We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart b

Virgin Bosom Buddies - End Times Pt. 3

Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed up one.  We're covering the book of Ezekiel and it is NOT light r

Episode Two - End Times Pt. 2

Happy Mother's day! To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the book of Isaiah. How does this book define the end times? There is prob

Anyway... The End Times - End Times Pt. 1

We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were written to see how the concept of "THE END TIMES" evolves. Because, big

Whatever This Is

What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn't have to do with the fist of christian nationalist fascism choking

Creation Pt. 5 - One Last Camp with Dad

Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out that Abraham wasn't the best dad. At least until he gets his son la

Creation Pt. 4 - Lot's Bad Day

You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems?  Well, I'm Lot. A mild mannered sodomite that never bothered anyon

Creation Pt. 3 - A Covenant of Covenants

Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they're in this description.  On this week's episode: - Tower of Babel

Creation Pt. 2 - Killing Cain

Have you given YOUR firstlings to the Lord? If you don't, your brother might and then where will you be? No regard from the Lord. How are you going to make it in thi

Creation Pt. 1 - In a Gadda Da Vida

In the beginning, we'll lay out the building blocks of our 6000 year old universe. And explain that hard, blue shell up there that gets dark at night when you can se

Creation Series Trailer

New 5 episode series coming every Sunday starting August 4th. We'll be covering the first half of Genesis. Insert witty jokes here. Too much crap to do today to do i

Community Hour

Hey folks! For our episode today we're changing things up. We're going to be switching to a more "seasonal" model. The plan is we'll get a few episodes lin

Hail, Satan!

This is a special episode with two special guests. Ministers Bendr Bones and Luis Cypher, co-heads of the Satanic Temple - West Michigan. Recently, they made news by ha

Pshitty Psalms

We read a selection of Psalms suggested by AI to figure out if this ancient book of songs holds up to the hype. It doesn't. Despite Josh's warnings that we mi

1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting

The kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Rehoboam ascends to the throne and when the people ask him to not be a dic

1 Kings Pt. 3 - A Biblical Guide to Banging 1000 Chicks

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