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EP109 “I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Former Only Fans Performer”

A brown bear in Colorado thought the local farmers market was there for him and only him, plus if your dog sleeps in your bed and you’re not getting enough sleep; it isn’

EP108 “A Florida Man Got Naked In A HomeGoods Store”

Have you ever wished for a walking robot hand for Halloween? Well, this is your year. Forget the massage, the latest craze is scratching salons, and a Popeyes customer cl

EP107 “I’ve Got A Bag Full Of Penises”

A Florida man is facing a felony charge after farting in bed; and I’m not kidding, plus a completely different guy wanted to make sure sex was involved before he paid for

EP106 “I Live Next To The Neighbor From Hell”

You can now follow your dream of getting into the sex business, because the Bunny ranch is for sale. I give you the best places to retire, and are you spending too long i

EP105 “A Florida Woman Hides Thousands Of Stolen Dollars In Her Butt”

Would you buy a toothbrush with a camera in it that flosses your teeth for you? Many people say if their pet can’t go on their trip, then they don’t go, and do you tap th

EP104 “A Door Dash Delivery Guy Showed Up At The Customer’s Door Completely Naked”

Would you eat a cookie made of plastic? Well now you can, and do your friends no longer seem to care about you; there’s a reason for that. Older women have confirmed that

EP103 “You May Be Cheating On Your Spouse And Not Know It”

Spiderman is worth $100 million dollars, and I don’t mean the movie. Some dogs are eating better than we are, and the term, “google it” is so yesterday; it’s been replace

EP102 “She Stole A Fire Truck While Naked”

Some women are washing their panties in their hotel room coffee makers; and so why is that? The bomb squad was rushed in and morning drive traffic stopped, only to discov

EP101 “What Is At Least One Item Always Found In A Junk Drawer?”

Our deep dive today is can you swallow a watermelon seed without growing a giant watermelon in your stomach? What some people will do to get out of doing their work, plus

EP100 “She Set Her Church On Fire Because She Didn’t Want To Get Married”

A drunk guy stole another guy’s dog, but he said he was sorry, and be careful of the latest scam. A 96 year-old grandmother is in trouble with her nursing home because sh

EP99 “He Was Naked On Top Of A Train”

Have you ever seen a bear in a car who knows how to blow the horn? Didn’t think so, and the new trend in weddings is to skip the big expensive ordeal. It seems people are

EP98 “Going Broke Is Worse Than Dying”

Take a guess how much an Ohtani baseball card sold for, along with Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber. What’s the craziest thing you saw someone do on an airplane, plus

EP97 “Women Are Selling Their Used Breast Implants”

More and more people are moving back in with their parents, plus I give you the latest most popular dog breeds, and it seems people prefer negotiating with women. I give

EP96 “Is Peeing In The Pool Considered Normal”

A two-thousand-pound sea otter caused a ruckus in Tasmania, and what unhealthy habit did you quit? The success of your relationship depends on how you both smell, and nea

EP95 “Call In The Beavers”

You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best ham

EP94 “Just How Much Do We Love Our Pets?”

Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more mon

EP93 “Would You Let A Life-Sized Robot Clean Your Home?”

Details of cigar shop speaking event, plus what’s the most unusual thing you’ve witnessed someone do on an airplane, and what is the #1 thing that flight attendants wish

EP92 “Is It Ok To Toss A Bag Of Dog Poop Into Someone Else’s Trash Can?”

A grocery shopper bought a bag of lettuce and found a live frog in the bag; also, did you choose the right person to marry? A lot of us didn’t. Social media is as harmful

EP91 “Spam Hot Dog Anyone?”

A Michigan woman shop lifted a bottle of wine, and take a guess where she hid it. Self-driving Waymo cars have been showing up in one particular neighborhood, and residen

EP90 “A Woman Turned Completely Blue From Taking A Common Antibiotic”

A mom’s teenage son has refused to shower, and the stench is tough to be around. What is a tell-tale sign a marriage isn’t going to make it, and have you ever heard of a