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Bimbo News: Soup Candy & Crab Legs Addiction

Rats eating evidence room drugs, woman scammed by fake Keanu, extending dogs lives, Instagram green card marriage scam, Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively lawsuit, celebs with h

Bimbo News: Justice for Luigi & Lively

We might not die from black plastic after all, goblin pizza, kid calls 911 for help with math, Luigi Mangione’s haircut, Blake Lively lawsuit, and more! - Join our Patr

Bimbo News: E. coli & Giant Pumpkin Raft

Giant pumpkin used as raft. E-coli is everywhere. Man smuggled 200 tarantulas taped to his body. Man in bear costume robbed cars. Human head washed ashore in florida. Jay

Bimbo News: Bank Glitch & Butt Eggs

Japanese village full of puppets, swallowing AirPods, woman divorced ghost, Chase bank “glitch,” Delphi murders update, man put 15 eggs in his butt, NFL teams eat an insa

Bimbo News: Piss Bandit & Do Nothing Friends

Pet found in attic 30 years later, “Do Nothing Friend” makes $80k a year, blind woman regains sight after hitting head, Pasadena piss bandit, Al Pacino’s Shrek phone case

Bimbo News: Alligator Boat Captain & Controlling the Weather

Poop volcano, Poltergeist house Airbnb, men stalking internet kids, Lana Del Rey married alligator boat captain, we like Sabrina Carpinter, Marjorie Greene thinks the wea

Bimbo News: Secret Babies, Pig Heads, & Fyre Fest 2

We were on Nightline, cruise ship hit iceberg, Fyre Fest 2, Lottie Moss OD’d on Ozempic, Dave Grohl baby drama, The Perfect Couple intro dance, and was Abe Lincoln gay? 

Bimbo News: Listeria, Salsa, & Chimps

Pilot on mushrooms, woman set fires to flirt with firefighters, burglar distracted by book, nudist colony couiple murdered, Oasis reuniting, paralympics, Kelly Clarkson’s

Bimbo News: Breakdancing, Earthquakes, & Trap

Raygun’s breakdancing, earthquakes, stranded astronauts, Blake Lively drama, Katy Perry’s rough year, Ketamine Queen, Laci Peterson doc, (spoiler free) thoughts on Trap,

Bimbo News: Hot Olympians & Thick Necks

Biohazard on an airplane. Unfortunate pole vaulting incident. Invasive worms. Single man rented a billboard to get a date. Mathbox 20 commented on Ali’s IG. Big loser JK

Bimbo News: Biscuit Basin & Hot Spiders

Olympic spying, spider with “ample” genitalia, Katy Perry’s song denied by Kamala, King Charles’ horse bit a tourist, stolen lotto ticket, Ali discovers something about K

Bimbo News: Green Ooze & Bachelorette Rats

Gypsy Rose is pregnant. Woman thought her BF ghosted her but he was in coma. Green ooze in the Miami airport. Kevin Bacon wore prosthetics to be a normal person and hated

Bimbo News: Karen Read, Glen Powell's Urban Legend, & NBA Mormon Drama

We’re back from our “spring break” with the latest! Titanic museum mysteriously floods, NBA rookie mormon drama, Karen Read trial verdict, Glen Powell unknowingly spread

Bimbo News: Special Announcement - We're Taking A Spring Break!

We're gonna take a little spring break for the next few weeks from Bimbo News, 90 Day Recraps, and Mailbag episodes. Patreon-only true crime episodes will come out as usu

Bimbo News: $30 Million Heist & Illegal Butt Injections

NEWS:Husband who deserted family found on dating apps in Texas. Surprising hedgehog rescue. Conjoined twins got married. Tori Spelling’s pig peed in her bed. $30 million

90 Day Fiance Recap: Jasmine Explains Ovulation

90 Day Fiance Happily Every After Season 8 Ep 1: Emily & Kobe are getting ready to fly to Cameroon. Rob & Sophie are living apart in Austin. Nicole buys pajams for Mahmou

MAILBAG: Bloody Car & Cremation Scandal

VOICEMAILS: Joren’s questionable algorithm. HS bf loves Donnie Darko. Baby name blessing. Flor is early to work. Listener spotted blood on a car. Logistics of the Fear fi

Bimbo News: Volvo Island & Hot Scientists

NEWS: Princess Kate’s annoucement. Pig kidney transplant. Blow dryer accident resulting in amputation. Volvo Island. John Hinckley Jr’s thoughts on Sydney Sweeney. Woman

MAILBAG: Surgeries & Chocolates

VOICEMAILS: Post tonsil removal. Chantel from 90 Day is difficult. Giving flight attendants chocolates. Kate Middleton Mother’s Day. 1996 movie Fear.  - Theme song: Ele

Bimbo News: Costco Gold & Gambling Debts

NEWS: More shit falling off Boeing planes. Costco is now selling gold. Meghan Markle’s lifestyle brand. New AI song. Bruno Mars is in serious gambling debt.  TV: Love is