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WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ

by Matthew Glover

WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ iz a podkast built ta rally da boyz, boost yer moralz, an’ help ya smash through every objective on yer map. Listen in, get pumped, an’ join da WAAAGH!!! [Humie Translator] WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ is a podcast designed to hype you up, boost your motivation, and help you attack your goals with an unstoppable mindset. Whether you’re a Warhammer Ork fan or just someone looking for powerful daily motivation, this episode brings humor, intensity, and practical encouragement.

Latest episodes

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FATE

What do you do when life throws a challenge your way? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface delivers an Orky reminder to stop fighting against the fact that a ch

Nov 2
1 min

IFFIN AN ORK CAN...YOUZ CAN TOO

IFFIN AN ORK CAN DO ANYFING DEN SO CAN YOU!!! UNLESS YOUZ A GROT!!! This WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ brought to you by: WOSDEC: The Plague Throne is fan created and officially licen

Oct 27
1 min

WUT DRIVES AN ORK?

Wut drives an Ork? ONE FING AND ONE FING ONLY! WAAAGH!!! This episode sponsored by "Adventures After an Arcane Apocalypse" - a System Agnostic TTRPG Sourcebook SeriesKic

Oct 13
1 min

WUT WUZ YAZ MADE FER

What do you do when you don’t feel like getting out of bed? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface asks a simple question: What were you made to do? When you’re

Oct 5
1 min

ARGUIN' ABOUT PROPA ORKS

What does it actually mean to be a “propa Ork”? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface has had enough of gitz arguing about what Orks should and shouldn’t do. Sto

Sep 29
1 min

DEELIN' WIV GREEF

Losing someone you love can leave you feeling like you’ve lost a part of yourself. In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about grief, loss, remembering lov

Sep 21
1 min

BE A NOB FER YERSELF

What does it mean to control what you can control? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface explains how self-control, personal responsibility, resilience, and focu

Sep 14
1 min

No Matta Wut 'Appenz

What do you do when life doesn't go the way you planned? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about resilience, overcoming setbacks, handling adversity, a

Aug 31
1 min

DA GIT YOU IZ

Who are you becoming, and what kind of person do you want to be? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface tackles identity, self-awareness, personal growth, and the

Aug 26
1 min

SUM ME TIME

Even a proppa Ork needs ta know when ta rest! In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about rest, recovery, self-care, and personal growth. Constantly pushin

Aug 18
1 min

CHOOSE YA SCRAP

Is there always a better fight, better opportunity, or better path waiting somewhere else? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface reminds da Boyz that the best sc

Aug 10
1 min

DO WUT YOUZ WUZ MADE TA DO!!!

What were you made to do? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface reminds da Boyz that purpose isn't something another git gives you, it's something you live. Thro

Jul 30
1 min

BEIN' AN ORK

What does it mean to act like a proppa Ork? In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about identity, self-discipline, and staying true to who you are. An Ork

Jul 21
1 min

MESSY PLANZ

Still waiting for the perfect plan? QUIT FINKIN' LIKE A POINTY-EARED PANZEE. Sometimes the fastest way to grow is to stop overthinking and take the jump. The best plans

Jul 14
1 min

BE LOWD NOT SORRY

Too many Boyz stay quiet because dey don't wanna "shake da scrap pile." But if nobody knows what you need, how can anybody follow ya? Today's WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ is all ab

Jul 7
1 min

SELLABRATE SMALL WINZ

Some gitz will tell ya small wins don't count. Krunkface says dey can zog right off! In dis episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, learn why every painted Boy, every completed proj

Jun 29
1 min

MOMENTO WAAAGH

Da 'umies got "Memento Mori"—a reminder dat one day dey gonna die. But Krunkface finks dat's backwards. In dis episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, he introduces a more Orky phil

Jun 16
2 min

BE BIGGAH

Too many Boyz spend their whole lives waitin' until they're "ready." In this episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface explains why confidence ain't somethin' you're born w

Jun 2
2 min

GROT OR GIT?

How can ya tell a grot from a proppa Ork? Easy. One stops at da wall. Da uvver finds a way around it. In dis episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about obstacl

May 26
1 min

OVERFINKIN'

Some o’ you Boyz been stuck in yer own heads too long. In dis episode of WAAAGHFIRMASHUNZ, Krunkface talks about overfinkin', inaction, and why waitin’ around for the “p

May 18
1 min

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These are a bunch of short inspirational speeches to get you motivated, all in the theme of orks from Warhammer 40,000. You don’t need to be a fan to enjoy. At first glance orks may not be the best role models since they are seen as violent stupid barbarians. But they have no fear, no anxiety, do what they love (fighting mostly) and strive to be the best at whatever they do. So we can learn a lot from them! Matt does a great ork voice and gives you your occasional motivation to go out and face your day. Considering how many people struggle with motivation or mental health, this is a perfect “guy’s therapy” to give you the kick you need to get back out there. WAAAGH!!!

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