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“I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”

A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water. Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY

“I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"

A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to

“I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN”

A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat. Try it. I am a gecko. GET TICK

“JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE”

A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is freq

“I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE”

A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their d

“I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM”

A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their

“I MIGHT BE RACIST”

A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets. You have the missing piece. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THE

“I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE”

A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.

“GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP”

A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey. Hello. I am a gec

“I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS”

A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him. Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a g

“I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS”

A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their wor

“MY PARENTS DID A WIFE SWAP”

A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life

"MY WIFE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY" 

A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and

“I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE”

A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her

“MY MOM WANTS ME OUT”

A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becomi

“I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING”

A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tail

“I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT”

A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read

“THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN”

In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspirin

“I BROKE UP A MARRIAGE”

A caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlf

“I’M TRIPPING AT KETAMINE THERAPY RIGHT NOW”

A caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller