The Complete Disaster Podcast

Red lights and gold stars

Christopher Warden joins us from Embody Health and Performance, where Tom's been getting red light therapy. Shortly thereafter, Tony Price joins from the Gold Star Ride F

Matthew Tekulsky can write books and screenplays, but not lyrics

Do you know how many words of a song you're allowed to write in a book? Matthew does. It's not as many as you'd think. It's still more than the number of Jews allowed at

It's another murderfest

Lizzie Borden. The Pickwick triplets. JonBenet Ramsey. Today's all about murderers, murderees, fictional squadrons of murderous children, and other such things. Things li

Pokemon card weirdos and vodka baby bottles

Everyone knows someone who is, or at least was, into Pokemon cards. Some of us even know people who get way too into it and start scalping cards. But do you know anyone w

Giving long odds to the Falcons

Today, we learn what sports betting odds mean. You see, the bigger numbers are worse. Or better, if you win. Which you won't. There's a reason the people you bet against

Axe beats Karate

Every generation has its crap that teenagers spray on themselves to smell better. Or at least, what they think is better. In the days of yore it was Hai Karate. Then it w

The whole world used to smell like smoke

Apparently cigarettes and THC are cool again, because everything is cyclical, including addictions. Great news for fans of 1960s vices. Also great news for people who wan

Riding 70 miles for Alzheimer's

Some people hear about a 70 mile bike ride and think "sounds like a challenge worth taking". Personally, I do not think that, but some do. Those are the people who raise

John Hines and Tom, together at last

(Part 4) John and Tom have known one another for a very long time. They've both known Jack Hicks for a long time as well. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? And by "I'm

Tim is the latest Resident Evil fan

(Part 3) Resident Evil is not a new IP. It's Playstation 1 old, if that tells you anything. And yet, it keeps getting movies. It's been getting them for decades, and the

Everyone is merging, but the stars keep dancing

(Part 2) CNN might merge with CBS News in the future, which means one of them is going to be subsumed by the other. That means layoffs. Makes you pine for the days of st

Ecce cattus

(Part 1) They discovered a new cat in Bolivia. It weighs three pounds and would probably try to kill you if you tried to pet it. But it sure is cute. Topics: Roastinea

Jordan Robinson is giving you peace of mind through food safety

(Part 4) Jordan has created Anxin, an app you use to scan your grocery receipts and get notified of any food recalls. That's pretty nifty, especially if you've experienc

Neil Laird, tomb respecter

(Part 3) Neil Laird is like Indiana Jones or Lara Croft, except he doesn't end up destroying everything he touches. Or kill people. And to be fair, the one story he told

Tragedies and also the Emmys

(Part 2) Things are going down in LA. Tragic bus crashes, tragic helicopter crashes, tragic car influencer crashes. You could say it's a real bummer. You could also say

Doctors can be real turkeys

(Part 1) If you've ever had a bad doctor, this episode is for you. Because we complain about that. Also turkeys. Those guys are jerks. Topics: Bad doctors Dolly Parto

Just a quick jaunt to Australia

(Part 4) Have you ever had to travel for work? Have you ever had to hop on a 23 hour flight and play a football game the same day you landed? Probably not, unless you're

Jack Hicks does not smell like Chris Farley

(Part 3) Jack's back with shiny new arteries and he's feeling better than ever. The same can't be said for Mr. Farley, or for Cumulus Media. Maybe if they had both liste

Something for the ladies, fellas, and Teletubbies

(Part 2) Entertainment has gone wild lately. The Wiggles are getting a new member who enjoys being oily and shirtless, Sydney Sweeney is taking her clothes off, and Tele

Guys, dolls, and bucks

(Part 1) Entertainment in the 50s was very different. They didn't have social media videos of bucks falling in swimming pools or stories from far off lands of people doi