The Nut Farm Podcast

S3E24 - Blood Moon Water & Binder Qi

This week on The Nut Farm, we accidentally invent “rusted nuts,” celebrate a huge full-circle education moment, and immediately derail into Pokémon drama. We recap the T

S3E23 - Prep The PR Team

We started with salty cakes and rusted bolts and somehow things got worse from there. This week, we investigate whether childhood turtlenecks are responsible for adult t

S3E22 - Pokémon Dopamine & Petty Revenge

Gretchen and Missy are back on the farm, serving roasted nuts, salty takes, and several personal vendettas. This week, they investigate the psychological chokehold of Pok

S3E21 - Psych Ward Sweats, Sober Creativity & Catfished Dog

Welcome back to The Nut Farm Podcast, where we serve roasted nuts with a side of salty takes to help you embrace the chaos and stay out of the Nut Farm. This week, Gretc

S3E20 - Aliens, Bigfoot & Buku Bucks

This week on The Nut Farm, we’re once again proving that absolutely no topic is safe from the spiral. We start with a Pokémon vending machine, 37 ripped packs, zero self

S3E19 - Tins, Trolls & Thankfulness

New intro. No show sheet. Absolutely no plan. Welcome back to The Nut Farm. This week, Gretchen and Missy are flying blind and somehow end up everywhere: debating which

S3E18 - Sculptra, Suburban Wives & Questionable Decisions

This week on The Nut Farm, we’re showing up slightly swollen, mildly caffeinated, and ready to discuss absolutely nothing in the order it should be discussed. We kick th

S3E17 - Flip The Pillow

Gretchen is currently sitting in FIRST PLACE for New York Fashion Week—and yes, she checks the standings multiple times a day! Between surviving their Fox 10 TV debut (an

S3E16 - It's Mommy's Turn

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy invented the Swiffer in fourth grade and never saw a dime. She also nearly bought every Sanrio FAO Schwarz blind box at the one Target in

S3E15 - The Ghost of Pee Present

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy told a seven-year-old girl to scram in a Chandler Mall bathroom.  The girl did not scram.  She came closer.  She may have followed them t

S3E14 - Ace Hardware Pokémon

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is running on no sleep and zero regrets. She and her mom stood outside a Sam’s Club in deep Phoenix at 6am, in a sewage smell, for hours,

S3E13 - F*ck It ... Let It Rip

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen just made her live TV debut for G Soul on CW7, The Daily Mix and she is still running on adrenaline. Missy felt like Kris Jenner watch

S3E12 - He Walked In Alone

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is wearing the Billie Eilish Walmart pajama shirt she slept in and thinks she has developed a shellfish allergy all of a sudden. Steve wa

S3E11 - The Power Walking Incident

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into: • Anti-car-sick glasses t

S3E10 - Fire In The Chat

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict,

S3E9 - What Jaws Taught Me About Parenting

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingl

S3E8 - Sleepover Prank Panic

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, cel

S3E7 - Rot Day Manifesto

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled

S3E6 - The Donger Episode

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men,

S3E5 - My Burn Book is OOC

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifyi