The David Eagle Podcast

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I’m not well. IN fairness, people have been telling me that for years. I have a sore throat and cold. Still, I soldier on, like the brave boy I am, to bring you a mini po

I’m Afraid You’ll Have To Have Your Hair Cut in a Field

More kangaroo testicle facts courtesy of James Fagan. Cassette Roulette features gladiators, monsters and an incontinent celebrity. And does this podcast have a very high

Naked Farmyard Goat Yoga

Featuring the reveal of my new surely-soon-to-be viral dance hit, inspired by our seventeen-year-old niece Imogen, and her What’sapp message to us , reacting to the pilfe

Bring Back The Nut Sack

Featuring loud Christians, a mute delivery driver, and a perverted research student. Folk musician and former medical doctor James Fagan is back to chat about bollocks an

Testicle Trivia, Toothbrush Talk, Ulcer Update and an Awkward Badger-Based Bedroom Incident

Folk singer and former medical doctor James Fagan joins us to talk bollocks. Cassette Roulette takes us on a strange journey from the poetry of Arthur Seymour John Tessim

Too Big For Gravy. Featuring Ross Noble’s Rogue alligator

I’m talking taps in Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression. Join me in the kitchen for another exciting dish-washing special, providing listen

I Embarrass Myself in a Bakery and Get Physically Threatened in the Street

It’s been a while, but this week I recount a harrowing journey that involves coming under attack on a deserted street in Sheffield. I also have an awkward incident in a b

I’ve Been Written About in the Daily Mail

This week, Ellie gets a Google Alert for my name, linking to a Daily Mail article in which I am mentioned and quoted. We read you the article, then embark on some investi

Featuring A Drunk Vicar And A Naughty Duck

It’s a very literature-heavy podcast this week, as we bring you spontaneous limericks, a poem from my ten-year-old self, and I recount the rather unusual newspaper interv

Featuring The Young’uns, Emily Portman, Sam Carter, Pressgang Mutiny, Mathew Crampton and Alan Carr

Join me at Folk East Festival along with the other two from The Young’uns and friend of the podcast Mathew Crampton, for a chat with folk singers Emily Portman and Sam Ca

Introducing Chester Oddsocks

It’s the final chapter of my fantasy Novella, The Story Of The Brain King. Will the Time Doctor and the Lord Of Darkness agree to stop the destruction of an entire planet

It’s Nosh Time! With Special Guest Ainsley Harriott

This week we have an unexpected encounter with celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott, who involves himself in our feature Potato News. The Time Doctor and The Lord Of Darkness

Geordie Ravers And Trumpet Playing Robots

We're back with another dose of dragons and confusing characters courtesy of my childhood novella, The Story Of the Brain King. Cassette Roulette takes us into a surreal

Nipples And Wine

This week I goaded Mike Read and was slapped in the face by a posh old lady on the train. Plus more unusual audio clips curtesy of Cassette Roulette, and it’s part 9 of m

Featuring A Leg Licking Marmot And Some Constipated Cattle

I have yet another weird massage experience. I remix Morrissey. It’s the return of Cassette Roulette and a surprise reappearance for Potato News. There’s tea-based contro

Rebellious When Thwarted

We unearth my primary school reports. We finally take a little step forward with our rescue mission in part 7 of my childhood fantasy novella The Story Of The brain King.

Shaggy Crossed With a Cow

Lots of drama this week. Pip is on a perilous precipice of a mountain; Olivia faces fire; Steve is on a mission to infiltrate his local church; I get attacked by nursery

Rotational Stomping

More crazy characters, confusion and chaotic capers in the sixth instalment of my childhood fantasy novella The Story Of The brain King. Ellie has acquired a new hobby, a

Podcasting While Lying On 8000 Spikes

Ellie has been secretly recording me. Find out whether we escape the dragon in part 4 of my childhood fantasy novella, The Story Of The brain King. We try to break into p

Oh Go Away You Stupid Dragon

What’s the link between listeners of the David Eagle Podcast and disgraced Former CEO of the Scottish National Party Peter Murrell? There’s more exciting BBC Radio 4 news