Secret Sesh

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Interviewing Osama bin Laden

Fly me to the moon, get me to the Greek!

The Millicent Affair

Ah man. Walked by a Mexican laundromat and spilled my seltzer. They’re all laughing at me. Jeez. I got some gummy bears, though.

idk64

Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona L

Marion's Net

A block of wood can turn into just about anything. A puppet, a stool, or a wooden dildo.

Bank that Pank

As a society, we collectively forgot about Flubber way too fast. Hell of a concept.

Murph

​Don’t go gentle into that good night. Have sex with it. Hard.

Mitch McConnell's Dying Wish

That boy is dead. Dead dead dead.

Fixed Gear

Here comes the groom

The Hand That Feeds

The beef boys are in town and business isn’t just what they mean, it’s what they’re selling. Beef.

John Rosenberger

Nothing gold can stay. You never brought it up, but I have a feeling you were the only person that listened to this podcast. A mensch in every sense. I love you so much

Butter Churn

They say you can't take it with you, but what if you could it take with? Hi, I'm Dr. Max Fine- and I am completely unaware of what the fuck I'm doing in this doctor's co

Lime Green Firetruck (iykyk)

Graduation is around the corner. I'm going to be a real gingerbread boy now and no one can stop me. Fuck you, Martha. I haven't forgotten what you did to Spencer's sock i

Semen Sheets

It's cold and rainy. It's Summer. I am Steven.

Live From This Guy's Bedroom

Is nothing sacred anymore? Will the entertainment complex ever be satiated with what must surely be "too much shit?" Are you tired of losing sleep over the loss of your s

I Heard Your Boyfriend Sucks

But I don't. That doesn't mean I'm a good partner. I just don't suck and your boyfriend does. This isn't an attempt to break y'all up- I wouldn't be a better option. You

The Hangman Always Swings Twice

Cut the crap. Your father's home and he is pissed. You're killing your father. Bad boy.

You Want Me to Eat This?

Listening to a lot of good music lately.

Soul Skaters

Man, whatever

Let the Boy Cook

Ate a lot of bread. I don't feel great, but I'll probably shovel some more shit down my throat before I go to bed. I guess compulsive eating is still better than pissing