Prime Cuts

S13E6: Beast Woes

Well, after a short but eventful 13 episodes, our time with Beast Wars Season 2 has come to an end. Time to reflect on all the crazy plot twists, new characters, iconic m

S13E5: Comrade Kitty Cat

Somehow I don't think either of us made a 'Gay Agenda' joke during this episode. I apologize for this grave oversight. This datatrack contains discussion of the following

S13E4: Nissan Pulsar (Untranslatable)

This episode is a week late because Mara's skull holes got way too full of slime for like a week. Sorry! Anyway, Izzy from The Disapparences of Lydia Fountaine joins us t

S13E3: Taken To The Hentai Dimension

Ah what a lovely day I'm having with my beloved Airazor. I sure hope there aren't any crazy alien plants that fly out of the ground and comes fucks me! This datatrack con

S13E2: Arachnid Manor

Don't worry, Blackarachnia, if I had Tarantulus in my head I would ALSO be trying to kill myself. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Blackarachni

S13E1: Who Up Transing Their Metal

It's been a while, but we're finally heading back to the Beast Era. Boy, a lot of crazy shit happened at the end of season 1! Now we have to deal with the fallout. A bunc

S12E13: Well That's Just (The Second Season Of) Prime

Prime Season 2 is in the rearview, and it was quite the ride! We talk about the highs, the lows, the massive amounts of Vehicon violence (which isn't a war crime because

S12E12: Fuckin' On The Big Autobot Symbol

You ever just sitting around docking with the fellas when you get your Omega Keys all tangled up? No? Just me. Whatever *blows up your secret base*. This datatrack contai

S12E11: #AlphaTrionIsOverParty

Things get WILDLY out of hand in this one. We apologize in advance. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; a return of cool fight scenes, Smokescreen

S12E10: Daddy?

This week the show briefly becomes obsessed with magical swords and loopholes around enchantments, and despite one of the episodes being named 'Alpha/Omega' we manage to

S12E9: Weed That Makes You Straight ft. Sam

Friend of the show Sam joins us this week to talk about his special guy Smokescreen joining the main crew just in time for some fairly gruesome body horror courtesy of ou

S12E8: Gregory Berrycone

This week is all about the tough questions. Will vengeance ever right the wrongs that have been done to you? How can things ever be the same again? How do you carry grief

S12E7: Bird Crimes

So she gets to be the plane, and what, I get to fuck the plane? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Beta Dratchet, Wheeljack in name only, rarely

S12E6: Starscream Big Guy Pants OK

This week Transformers Prime begins its flirtation with simultaneous storylines with a series of four episodes all starting with the letter T. Is this finally the upswing

S12E5: 9/12: The Sequel To 9/11

...so all those Starscream clones for sure banged before that mission, right? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Starscream's propensity for clon

S12E4: Boot Boys Aren't Human

This week we cover two episodes...technically. One of them is a clip show with an epilogue to the previous episode attached to it. Look, the budget demanded it, alright?

S12E3: Go My Goon Scarabs!

Prime keeps the momentum rolling with two more episodes of action, intrigue, betrayal, and murder. RIP Breakdown, you may have been tough, but even you can't fight budget

S12E2: Dude Where's My T-Cog?

Prime season 2 keeps on rolling with the excellent two part story "Operation Bumblebee". Has anyone noticed that this show is pretty good? This datatrack contains discuss

S12E1: Amnesiac Situationship

After two years of being away, we are finally returning to Jasper, Nevada. Transformers Prime season 2 kicks off with a banger of a three part premier, full of intrigue a

S11E24: It Was Peak

As we say goodbye to the rotten year of 2025 (good riddance), we must also say goodbye to the greatest season of television ever created. G1 season 2 is an entirely unhin