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Stand-Up · Johnson Hazard

NSFW Jokes

by Johnson Hazard

VERY NSFW and non-PC with a splashing of dark humor. Not for children. NSFW jokes collated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes. Credits are found on the show notes page of each episode.

Latest episodes

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My wife is a sex object | + 8 more jokes | 10 Nov 2026

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Nov 10
2 min

[No Laughter Version] My wife is a sex object | + 8 more jokes | 10 Nov 2026

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Nov 10
2 min

When do you kick a dwarf? | + 10 more jokes | 06 Nov 2026

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Nov 6
4 min

[No Laughter Version] When do you kick a dwarf? | + 10 more jokes | 06 Nov 2026

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Nov 6
3 min

A wife puts on her dress and asks her husband, "Does this make my ass look fat?" | + 10 more jokes | 03 Nov 2026

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Nov 3
5 min

[No Laughter Version] A wife puts on her dress and asks her husband, "Does this make my ass look fat?" | + 10 more jokes | 03 Nov 2026

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Nov 3
4 min

I went to a nightclub once. | + 6 more jokes | 30 Oct 2026

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Oct 30
3 min

[No Laughter Version] I went to a nightclub once. | + 6 more jokes | 30 Oct 2026

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Oct 30
2 min

The sexual position formerly known as 69 will be replaced with 96. | + 7 more jokes | 27 Oct 2026

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Oct 27
3 min

[No Laughter Version] The sexual position formerly known as 69 will be replaced with 96. | + 7 more jokes | 27 Oct 2026

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Oct 27
3 min

My wife is leaving me for two reasons: | + 8 more jokes | 23 Oct 2026

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Oct 23
4 min

[No Laughter Version] My wife is leaving me for two reasons: | + 8 more jokes | 23 Oct 2026

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Oct 23
4 min

You know what a 68 is? | + 10 more jokes | 20 Oct 2026

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Oct 19
6 min

[No Laughter Version] You know what a 68 is? | + 10 more jokes | 20 Oct 2026

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Oct 19
5 min

This economy is so bad | + 9 more jokes | 16 Oct 2026

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Oct 16
3 min

[No Laughter Version] This economy is so bad | + 9 more jokes | 16 Oct 2026

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Oct 16
3 min

There was a man who visited the local brothel almost every day | + 10 more jokes | 13 Oct 2026

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Oct 12
7 min

[No Laughter Version] There was a man who visited the local brothel almost every day | + 10 more jokes | 13 Oct 2026

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Oct 12
6 min

Why is Vader called Lord? | + 10 more jokes | 09 Oct 2026

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Oct 9
4 min

[No Laughter Version] Why is Vader called Lord? | + 10 more jokes | 09 Oct 2026

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Oct 9
4 min

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