Nether Region Podcast

Hells Half Acre Farmstead with Farmer Brian Pontiac (Scott Piebenga)

You have pulled the Farmer, which represents industrial reapers, endless chores, and market stalls! You are salt of the earth and pepper of the underworld. Demons and dev

The Intern Responsible for Low-Rise Jeans with Bobby Le Bobby (Devin Henderson)

You have pulled the Fashion Intern, which represents coffee runs, runways, and raw denim sleep jeans! Slay! Sashay! Shantay you stay in eternal damnation! You are always

Stained into Consciousness with Ruj the Cursed Rug (Jorin Garguilo)

You have pulled the Rug, a reminder that you aren't a total pushover even though you let people walk all over you! Don't wring out your tassels in shame. You're a testame

Intergalactic Real Estate with Planetary Real Estate Agent Snorky (Michelle Lerch)

You have pulled the Alien, which represents continued education, SoCal surf fashion, and force choking! You're quite an extraverted extraterrestrial, making everyone feel

Parenting Tips for the Hellish Strepfather with Ty Dewie the Imp (Scoochie Boochie)

You have pulled The Imp (Reversed), which represents teenage angst, human studies, and techno most foul! Listener, beware - let this card be a warning to you! You are rav

Maybe All Dogs Shouldn't Go To Heaven with Teeny Mimi Bullets (Haley Karlson)

You’ve selected The Doodle. Bark bark? Bark, bark bark. If that isn’t clear enough, not sure what is. But if you need the extra walkies, here’s the pooper scoop: you’re a

Demon Award Trophies with Lundbin Gorse (Will Morris)

You have pulled the Trophy Maker, and my what a good sport you are. You have a love for the game, especially if that game involves the bones of your enemies. Call it a pr

The Secret Horn, Hell's Premiere Improv Theater with Dylan Vermooouth (Ollie Hobson)

You have pulled the Improviser, a man about town if that town were a dark and sticky theatre that your one friend invited you to on a random Thursday one time. You’ve got

The Influence of Starting the Salem Witch Trials with Abigail (Elim Almedom)

You have pulled the Abigail, a reminder that the only thing hotter than you are the friends and villagers you've immolated. You're the 17th century's answer to Regina Geo

A Sweet Innocent Catholic Schoolboy with PJ (Mary Lou)

You have pulled the Omen Child, which represents sweet innocence, Catholic church, and horrifying murderous impulses! You are a total sicko, a real psychopath, but the mo

A True Italian Mobster's Hamster with Rocko The Hammy Gambino (Elizabeth Andrews)

You have pulled the Hamster, which represents tiny tracksuits, tinier pinkie rings, and one humungous attitude! You may be a 5-inch long rodent, but you'd never be caught

A Playdate in Caligulaland with Caligula (Clayton Margeson)

You have pulled the Caligula, a sign that you're the dungeon master of your domain! Your name may mean "little boots", but you've left behind some big shoes to fill (and

Just A Blue Collar Guy with Barney the Ghost (Alex Klier)

You have pulled the Midwest Ghost, a reminder that you've still got time to embrace and explore all your interests because hobbies don't stop when you leave this mortal c

A Good Bassline Will Shake Your Bones with Funk Icon Maceo Del Puddin (Ric Walker)

You have pulled the Funk Icon, which represents attitude, eroticism, and a severe peanut allergy! Even if you can't eat nuts, you can still go nuts on your eternal bass a

I'm So Juli-yaas Caesar with Julius Caesar (George Elrod)

You have pulled the Caesar, a sign to embrace your inner emperor and lay down the law! You rule with an iron fist, a crown of laurels, and a secret ingredient (spoiler al

Out of The Top 8 and Into Hell's Veteranarian with Dr. Lorraine Shawl (Kimberly Michelle Vaughn)

You have pulled the Veterinarian, a reminder of how naturally taking care of others comes to you (humans not included). You are a distinguished softie, helping and healin

Evil Criterion Collection with Orson Welles (Kyle Romero)

You have pulled the Filmmaker, which represents classic Hollywood, critical acclaim, and comedians as action stars! You're in your glamorous golden age, smearing your tal

Inner Peace, Body Acceptance, and Surviving the Nuclear Bomb of Childhood Trauma with Cockroach Meditator, Dr. Abnor Stibbens (Audrey Carter)

You have pulled the Cockroach, a sign that you are resilient, fiesty, and a real thinker. Though your stature may be small, your wisdom is vast - you have the innate abil

Boston Is Wicked Bad, Unlike Cleveland with Angelic Ambassador, Serafina Byzantium (Sage Huston)

You have pulled the Ambassador, a reminder that you are heaven-sent, even if you prefer to spend your time living it up in the underworld! You're the intermediary between

The Greatest Host in Hell with Graggle Handsburg (Will Morris)

You have pulled the Game Show Host, a sign to buzz in and hit those whammies because you're the biggest loser, contestant number 666! You're a real charmer, schmoozing wi