My Momma Told Me

Alien News Is a Decoy (with Malcolm Barrett)

Is the government dangling confirmation of human contact with aliens to divert our attention from more pressing matters? Langston and David are joined by actor Malcolm Ba

White People Like to OWN Their Pets (with Langston and David)

Is there something deeper and darker behind the way some white folks relate with animals? Langston and David sit down to respond to listeners’ voicemails and emails, incl

The Lettuce-Diarrhea Outbreak is a Psyop (with Orlando Jones)

Was the panic around lettuce-related explosive diarrhea fomented to make us turn on immigrant farmers? Langston and David are joined by actor/comedian Orlando Jones to an

They WANT the World to Burn (with Mariah Smith)

Are they leading our species to extinction because we’re having too much fun? Langston and David sit down with the ageless Mariah Smith to discuss the end of the world as

Pokémon GO Is Data-Mining You (with Brian Robert Jones)

Are shady powers behind the once-viral mobile game Pokémon GO? Langston and David are joined by guitarist and former Pokémon GO player Brian Robert Jones to discuss the p

What Does Leviathan Meat Taste Like? (with Kiry Shabazz)

Has the biblical serpent Leviathan risen? Langston and David are joined by comedian Kiry Shabazz to discuss the scenarios in which we can eat, or be eaten by, the mythica

We Love a...No-Necked Raccoon? (with Bresha Webb)

What does it say about America that we're obsessed with a deformed raccoon? Langston and David are joined by the brilliant actress Bresha Webb (Run the World, Marlon) to

Are we already eating PEOPLE? (with Langston and David)

Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our pres

My Momma Told Me LIVE in Los Angeles (with Deante’ Kyle & Big Ice Cup Kat, Maud Arnold)

Originally performed and taped at The Mint in Los Angeles, California on June 24, 2026. 0:00 Intro (Langston’s pants) 8:15 Is Adrien Broner okay? 15:45 Guests: Deante’

Neuralink Chips with the Dip (w/ Del Amo Manny)

Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already

Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles)

Are social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibili

Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our d

Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) t

All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart.  Langston and

The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They t

Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic ca

Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy th

Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)

Janelle James is here to get to the root of robot evil. Gentle with the speculum, we're getting to the truth of other big questions. Did cocaine condemn the crack addict?

Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury) (1)

Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that

Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)

Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottes