My Funeral Home Stories

The Man Who Killed Himself Twice (Unlocked!)

He didn’t just kill himself… he made sure it worked. In this episode, a Grant, a funeral director's assasistant, shares one of the most disturbing and confusing calls of

The Grandfather Clock and the Shotgun Suicide- Collection One Epilogue (Unlocked!)

He wound the clock… then pulled the trigger. In this episode of My Funeral Home Stories, a real funeral director shares one of the most unsettling calls of his career. A

Stepping In It Pt 2

Grant's taking his first vacation from the funeral home in years to rest and recover from the grind of summer...Unfortunately, he's neither rested or recovered when Jenif

Stepping In It Pt 1

In this entry, Grant tries to decompress after a crazy start to the summer but is rudely interupted by Ned and a guy who decided to drive himself into a tree at 120 mph.

All Saints' Day

What's the most embarrassing way to be found dead? There are so many ways to go, it's almost impossible to decide... until you remember that Autoerotic Asphyxiation exist

The Mixed Medication Account Pt 2

In this entry, Grant finally comes to a conclusion about Mary and has a surprisingly emotional reaction to a fairly routine house call. Grant's gonna have to get better a

The Mixed Medication Account Pt 1

Grant's internal chemistry is off and he feels like he's going crazy after 72 sleepless hours on his new prescribed medications. The funeral home has changed him and he's

Bike Accident By Accident

In this entry, Grant's in the middle of a crisis and confronted by some tough questions. What is he doing with his life? What's it feel like to be hit by a car? AND why d

The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle Pt 2

In this entry, Grant's got A LOT on his plate. His girlfriend just dumped him, he's convinced himself he's dying and now he's got a dead homeless man on the train tracks

The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle Pt 1

Grant's been having a very difficult time managing his personal life since things have been so busy at the funeral home lately. Between all the bodies and extra hours wor

Independence Day Brain Exploder

Grant’s Independence Day Nap was interrupted by his noisy neighbors AND a 73 year old woman, who’s head was just blown open by an antique canon. Grant’s realizing that yo

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Naked Dead Lovers

Grant partied a little too hard last night and isn’t sure he’s in the best condition to handle a hectic Saturday at the funeral home... Not to mention, he may have just s

Suicide O.T.J.

Every suicide is sad and strange but some are stranger than others. In this entry, Grant writes about a very unique police call he got one afternoon while 'assisting' Ned

Sharks Vs Jets Vs Abnormal Psychology

In this entry, Grant struggles to find the time or enthusiasm to study for difficult upcoming psychology final exam while also balancing his funeral home and partying sch

My 700 Pound Dead Body

It's 5pm on a Friday and Grant couldn't be more excited to cut loose on his weekend off BUT his plans are quickly ruined by a 700 pound dead man and a couple of gas stati

77 Times

Grant, an 8th grader helping out around his family’s funeral home, has a to give a presentation about the most interesting thing he did this summer. The only problem is,

Christmas Eve Asphyxiation

People die every single day of the year which means the funeral home is open every single day of the year….even Christmas.In this entry, Grant writes about a life changin

Doctor’s Office Murder Suicide

Some days at the funeral home are completely forgettable, other days you're told that a prominent foot doctor and his wife committed suicide in their office. Those days a