John Kennedy's Podcast

jewneral

In this episode I talk about going to a jewish funeral and also I become the first person to talk about AI.

biking in the uhaul lane

I talk about falling off a bike and throwing recycling in the garbage because its easy to do.

idk why im running

In this episode I talk about running in the station from a guy with a knife I guess Idk that's just what the citizen app said I was running from.

me and my wife share a mouth

I talk about people always being hurt and wanting to fight but also wanting to be employed.

roasting in spanish

In this episode I talk about working at a donut shop and a homeless guy with one leg.

2 delis 1 block

I talk about getting a job at a donut place and accepting subway creatures.

if your eyes are rolled back you're not listening

I talk about moving to New York and a crack head with his pants down.

im leaving

I talk about moving to New York and facebook marketplace.

do astronauts shower up there

In this episode I talk about time and waiters.

tweeting on behalf of orlando

I talk about writing tik toks for amtrax and how self driving dominos cars are very useful for eating pizza.

would you rather drive a party bus or graduate high school

In this episode I talk about my experience on party buses and being scared of the dark sometimes.

nature is cool when im not there

I talk about the tv show our planet and playing pool at a dive bar against a guy who brought a stick from home.

im the cushion guy

I talk about late night TV and finding out my friends in elementary school were actually small 40 year olds.

get your bean in line chicago

I talk about the Chicago bean and Gordan Ramsay at the pawn shop

just roll me the baseball

I talk about going to Kansas, my friend dislocating his arm, and tracking down old friends.

shiner from a minor

I talk about how I got punched in the face by a kid and how instagram ads suck.

no ubers in the area

I talk with Tommy Bayer about the time he was robbed at gun point and how I thought I had to fart to in a whoopee cushion to inflate it.

you'll get em next time

Geoffrey Asmus and Kathleen O'Brien talk with me about standup and hitler.

pissing on the dance floor

I talk about going on a party bus for the first time and watching someone almost die from citrus.

taxes blow i hate them

Just me this week and I talk about going to baseball games and paying way too much in taxes.