How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up Evangelical (w/ Matt LeGrande)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as a

Sep 22
1 h 41 min

How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a Documentary (w/ Vana Thiero)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a document

Sep 15
1 h 22 min

How To Survive Coyotes

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Su

Sep 8
1 h 10 min

How To Survive Getting Sick Abroad & Touring Europe (w/Lauren Ash)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting sick while you're traveling- it's very common, and actress (Superstore) and musician Lauren Ash joins us to

Sep 1
1 h 09 min

How To Survive A Cover-Up & A Nude Scene (W/ Amy Landecker)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a government cover-up, and Amy Landecker joins us to share her experience filming her first nude scene! 👉 Hit Follo

Aug 25
1 h 19 min

How To Survive Cyclospora & Norovirus (w/ Jessie Gaskell)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a Cyclospora outbreak and Jessie Gaskell returns to share her story of catching Norovirus See Privacy Policy at htt

Aug 18
1 h 16 min

How To Survive Heatwaves & Hair Loss (w/ Ryan Smith)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair. See Priva

Aug 11
1 h 29 min

How To Survive A Post Vacation Bonus Episode Preview!

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear

Aug 4
51 min

How To Survive A Kidnapping

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art

Jul 28
1 h 10 min

How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy

Jul 21
1 h 14 min

How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien

Jul 14
1 h 16 min

How To Survive How To Survive Hiccups and Other Involuntary Body Functions (W/ Jennifer MacLean)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups, and Jennifer MacLean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions.

Jul 7
1 h 18 min

How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy (W/ Chelsey Crisp)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and

Jun 30
1 h 17 min

How To Survive A Boogie Man & A Dance Club (w/ Oliver Pardo)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the boogie man, aka creepy guys at clubs, and Oliver Pardo is back to share his first time clubbing in Los Angeles!

Jun 23
1 h 27 min

How To Survive A Business Partnership & A Comedy Partnership (w/ Julia Lea Wolov)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their com

Jun 16
1 h 18 min

How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/ May Darmon)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash! 👉 Hit Follo

Jun 9
1 h 15 min

How To Survive Elder Scams

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week!

Jun 2
1 h 19 min

How To Survive An Affair & A Bear (w/ Brendan Smith)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cheating spouse, and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear! 👉 Hit Follow — it hel

May 26
1 h 32 min

How To Survive RV Living

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive RV LIVING! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patre

May 19
1 h 07 min

How To Survive Hantavirus

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat-borne hantavirus. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support

May 12
1 h 07 min

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all-time peak

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days in the top 200 since Oct 2025

Chart positions

Where How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ranks today in each Apple Podcasts chart (US, Sep 28, 2026).

#161 ▲ 16 Comedy Interviews US

What listeners say

A curated, balanced selection of Apple Podcasts reviews.

It was 5 starts from the jump because I love the format of the show, but if you like the show, the Patreon is worth your money in gold. You get extended interviews with the guests, extended episodes, and my fave part, getting to know our gals! Plus the bonus eps! I’d pay extra to listen to “Danielle, Kristine, and Garon kicking it!” (If you’re not married to that title, I understand.)

Ladymegatron · Oct 2024

Danielle, Kristine & Garon (garden squirrel) are the perfect mix of information and goofiness. I’m usually laughing out loud at least once a pod!

Anutmo · Oct 2024

This podcast is the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and entertainment. In addition to exploring everyday struggles, wild "what ifs", or breaking down survival tactics, they have great stories from their personal lives and fun takes on new movies/tv shows, pop culture, and news. Definitely best banter/chemistry between hosts I’ve ever heard on a podcast.

JJackson_81 · Oct 2024

I found this show through NNF and I’ve listened to every episode singing the theme song every time! Danielle and Christine are so funny and informative. The guests are always great and I’m so happy Garon’s on it too! Also, people always ask me about my “Remain Calm” t shirt lol. Thank you and keep up the good work!!

Carol from Minnesota · Oct 2023

I have loved listening to your relatable funny and engaging take on a multitude of issues however, I found so many moments of your latest episode to be in such poor taste that cringe doesn’t even cover it… a young girl is kidnapped and you talk about making a shirt saying she’s dead? “Can this be merch?” Your glee at a woman with an accent saying this is… I’m gunna be honest. Repulsive. Imagine that girls family hearing this. You share a story about a boy surviving gang rape and decide to make jokes about how your response would be “who cares?” “Get over it.” How could you have gone to edit with this content and… as mothers, as humans thought any of this was acceptable, any of this was funny…. When in fact all you have done is to prove right so many fears of child abuse survivors… that it’s a joke to others, that no one will care… Do better

AW202042 · Aug 2024

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