Don’t Think So Somehow

Igor & The Gentleman Thief

Welcome to Rachel and Al’s House Of Correction. Make yourself comfortable but do avoid the Ducking Stool. They’ve both popped out to do some cat-burgling so don’t ask que

Horny Dog

With stress levels high and cortisol through the roof, Al ruminates on clever people names while Rachel details her very own Hell Week. Events balance out with a sober cu

Love Wears A Blindfold

While Al’s ears get a thorough deep clean, Rachel exposes the horrifying world of the longevity vampire. By way of light relief, the two engage in some Love Is Blind role

I’m An Absolute Disgrace

If a haircut goes unnoticed, did it ever happen? Meanwhile stress levels are at maximum (the suspect’s description matching that of Whatsapp groups), Rachel finds out if

Death Certificate

Alistair remembers to press record while Rachel pitches a film that's so disturbing even she isn't surprised it didn't get made. If you want to email us it's dontthinkso

Sky Marshall

Rachel talks about her recent holiday (really bleak, got attacked by ants and it rained) and Al describes his career as a Sky Marshall (like Air Marshall but better appar

Volatile Valerie and The Gamboling Lamb

Al engages in/avoids small talk with a local shopkeeper while Rachel swerves dry-cleaning pickup. Later the pair accelerate a quandary involving overly nice neighbours, a

What’s The Time Mr Jackalope?

Rachel discusses problems with her arse (again) and how she can’t tell the time, while Al goes to the post office and turns into a stoat called Mr Jackalope. If you want

The Man With No Name

Rachel reports a crime that never actually happened, while Al recalls an audition he failed for a part where the character didn’t even have a name. Another episode of fai

The Horseback Warrior

Al tells Rachel about the time he went to see a past life regression therapist, and Rachel expresses some not unreasonable skepticism about whether in one of those past l

Life’s A Lottery

Al tells Rachel about another one of his ridiculous and petty life rules, and the pair discuss how they would fare in the aftermath of a nuclear war. (Not great, shocking

Brief Encounter

Al talks about the time JLo definitely tried to get off with him (was in the same room as him and she didn’t look or speak to him) and Rachel introduces a new feature to

Apocalypse Now

Rachel describes her perfectly normal hobby of wrapping bones of dead animals in gold leaf, while Al details his time spent at war (unclear which war or even which centur

Piggy

Rachel mocks Alistair’s potentially life threatening illness (got bit by a mosquito) and explains why he wouldn’t be the character he thinks he’d be in Lord of the Flies.

Tractor Man - The Movie

Alistair explains why Rachel is lucky to have their friendship. Then Al describes all his ridiculous feature film ideas that bafflingly no Hollywood studio has picked up

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Alistair Green and Rachel Stubbings attempt to explain what their podcast - Don't Think So Somehow - is about. All being well, new weekly episodes will be out on Tuesday