Crunch Wears No Pants

Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO

THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP

This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman

reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

LeEpisode

this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

LAMELOOOOOO

LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minut

A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige

Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginnin

THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES

Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased givin

THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!

THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE G

The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson

Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies.

INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!

YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL

THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX

THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT. 

EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6

THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO 

INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE

GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY IS ON THE TABLE GUYS WOOOOAAAHHH

Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish"

KATY WINGE JOINS THE POD DEEP FROM ENEMY TERRITORY TO TELL US WHY THE NUGGETS ROCK! IT MADE US SAD BUT KATY IS A JOY! WE TOLD HER ABOUT THE BALKANIZATION OF WOLVES TWITTE

Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda

PLAYOFFS

Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate

we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.

The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men

SHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT

The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)

you guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves. 

The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)

It's Lynx time baby