Crunch Wears No Pants

LaMelo is good, RIP WolvesClips, Ric Bucher is an enemy

can pundits stop being weird about LaMelo? he's good. he has tattoos. he takes long threes. he's playing at an all NBA caliber while being exactly what his new team needs

Timberwolves Without Anthony Edwards, LaMelo’s 34, Ayo’s Rise & Rudy's Problems

After wins over the Clippers and Bucks and a loss to the Spurs, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate assess the first full week of Ant-less basketball. LaMelo loves fouling, Ayo Dos

RED ALERT! ANT'S KNEE! SEASON IN DANGER! WOLVES TWITTER IS CRASHING OUT!

IT ALL CHANGED A WEEK AGO

Season Opener vs the Heat Reactions | First Impressions of LaMelo, JK, and more

THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insa

2026-27 Timberwolves Over/Unders with Dane Moore

Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WI

Pre-Season Reactions and Seeing the Vision of the 2026-27 Wolves

It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation

Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO

THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP

This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman

reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

LeEpisode

this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

LAMELOOOOOO

LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minut

A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige

Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginnin

THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES

Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased givin

THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!

THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE G

The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson

Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies.

INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!

YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL

THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX

THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT. 

EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6

THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO 

INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE

GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY IS ON THE TABLE GUYS WOOOOAAAHHH