Composed

Four Wheel Drive

Potentially the rarest footage ever extracted, recorded on the penultimate day of March... 2025. Yes, you read that right. A stint in Big Bear, a crucial Harry Potter ref

I've Been Bit Etc.

A dilemma regarding the fate of my black, vintage Levi's jeans. A controversial orange juice take as well as the fact that... I've been bit. G to be back.  htt

Cauliflower Tacos Etc.

An unprecedented stint at the Apple store in Corte Madera as well as a rollercoaster ride of a Meyer lemon offering. Rated W for wild.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b

A Scalp Treatment Beach Pivot

One of the wildest day in global history, recorded on the final day of September (2025) no less.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLjPhQUWGco

The End of Pennies Etc.

Not only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two

A Mispackaged Mist Etc.

If you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes

Hawaii etc.

Getting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate.   The book refe

The End

The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rat

Live From The Verizon Store

The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus f

TSA Pre Check Etc.

An unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episo

A Stint At Best Buy

A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual.  https://www.patreon

Brick And Mortar

An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 1

The Tier Of French

A Duolingo math confession, an external hard drive purchase, a hike in the rain, terabytes. Episode 148, anyone?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0biIAApETo   https:/

Live From Big Bear

The altitude is high and so is my opinion on mini altoids. My journey with gum is assessed as well as a brief thought on fiberglass. No words were minced or diced in epis

An Injured Woodpecker

If it seems like I just found an injured woodpecker and drove it to a rehabilitation center in Calabasas it's because I just did. 

Returning A Shell To The Sea (Not A Metaphor)

Recorded on the brink of purchasing a dry brush from Etsy, episode 145 delves into habits, water fountains, warped floors and Denver Nuggets parallels. MVP me.  https://

A Scalp Treatment In San Gabriel

Need I say more?  https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAdlxSbmTRc

Bursting With Books

Three unearthed crystals. Two hike related narratives, one glistening black Italian greyhound plus a ladybug inundation. Como se dice, we're back. 

A Very Croissant Christmas

Slipping into the new year equipped with Super Duolingo, and two days of French under my belt... truly a high like no other. A tiktok shop hesitation, a free croissant fr

Sourcreamless Latke Bite

I've recovered from an illness just in time to enjoy the exotic festivities of Hanukkah as well as partake in an unhinged bagel exchange whilst knee deep into a migr