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Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

by Bryan and David White

Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.

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99CR 67: El Topo

We're getting real weird with it this week with a look at the life and work of a very troubling director: Alejandro Jodorowsky. Few directors are as storied and mythical

Sep 14
2 h 34 min

115: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

This week we look at Phillip Kaufman's remake of Don Siegel's unimpeachable specimen of McCarthy era paranoia, Invasion of the Body Snatchers. In this movie Elizabeth,

Sep 7
1 h 53 min

99CR 66: The Cars That Ate Paris

Come with us to a land down under this week as we head back to Australia for a look at Peter Weir's first feature film, The Cars That Ate Paris. Paris is a small town w

Aug 31
2 h 05 min

114: Fatal Frames

This week we reach the terminal point for giallo in Italy. This is it, the bottom of the barrel, the definitive end, a bloated vanity project by director Al Festa to show

Aug 24
1 h 43 min

99CR 65: The Poseidon Adventure

This week we're diving in (get it?) to one of the most successful and well-known of the disaster epics of the 1970s, Irwin Allen's first disaster feature: the Poseidon Ad

Aug 17
2 h 05 min

113: Piranha

This week we're back in Roger Corman territory with an early Joe Dante feature for New World Pictures, Piranha from 1978. When a pair of teenage hikers go missing in th

Aug 10
1 h 45 min

BONUS: Laughing in the Dark

If you're not listening to our sister podcast, Laughing in the Dark, an Are You Afraid of the Dark rewatch podcast here's your chance to check it out with Season 3, Episo

Aug 4
46 min

99CR 64: New Barbarians

This very podcast was predicated upon one of our favorite movies from one of our favorite directors, 1990: Bronx Warriors from director Enzo G. Castellari. The following

Aug 3
1 h 28 min

112: Incubus

This week we're taking on one of the weirdest horror movie misfires of the 80s. It's an explicable mess of a movie that statistically shouldn't have been a loser ad yet h

Jul 27
1 h 37 min

99CR 63: The Shark Hunter

This week we're heading to Mexico by way of Italy in the recently recovered Sharksploitation adventure film, The Shark Hunter from director Enzo G. Castellari. In 1979 En

Jul 20
1 h 22 min

111: The Visitor w/guest Love Connie

We're joined by our friend, drag legend Love Connie for a look deep into the abyss. We watched Giulio Paradisi's unhinged 1979 shit show, The Visitor, and found that the

Jul 13
2 h 12 min

99CR 62: Dirty Dancing

You'll have the time of your life when you listen to our latest episode, a look at the 1987 mega-hit Dirty Dancing. Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze were both watching th

Jul 6
1 h 57 min

110: Carnival of Souls

We round out our 2026 Pride series with a title that isn't typically included in the queer film history milieu but Dave is going to make a pretty solid case for how it ab

Jun 29
1 h 43 min

99CR 61: Pre-Stonewall Queer Short Film Round-Up

This week we're doing things a little differently. We're taking a look at two crucial queer short films and a feature from the time before the Stonewall Riots forced the

Jun 22
2 h 14 min

109: Thundercrack!

We continue our Pride 2026 examination of queer horror with a look at a truly unique film, a movie that challenged us in every conceivable way. If you, the listener, can

Jun 15
1 h 40 min

99CR 60: Making Love w/guest Sean Abley

Pride 2026 continues with one of this year's most unexpected episodes. At a glance, Making Love is not the sort of thing you would expect to hear on 99 Cent Rental. It's

Jun 8
2 h 51 min

108: Dracula's Daughter

This week we kick off Pride 2026 with a look at the sapphic doom of Dracula's Daughter, the sequel to the landmark horror movie, 1931's Dracula. The 30's was rough on eve

Jun 1
1 h 34 min

99CR 59: Aliens

Last week we took on the landmark Ridley Scott movie, Alien, a movie that closed out the 1970's with a bang. This week we're taking on James Cameron and his follow-up to

May 25
2 h 00 min

107: Alien

On the podcast no one can hear you scream. This week we're taking a look at the horror movie hingepoint in 1979, Alien. Before Star Wars there wasn't a studio on earth th

May 18
2 h 10 min

99CR 58: Blue Velvet

This week we're taking a look at David Lynch's fourth feature, Blue Velvet. It is the first movie of his career that feels truly Lynchian in the way that we recognize the

May 11
1 h 51 min

Chart trend

Position in the Film Reviews chart (US), last 90 days.

#19
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26
days in the top 50 since Apr 2025

Chart positions

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#158 ▼ 3 Film Reviews US

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I’m a huge Ruined fan so I found this pod from their Rabid episode with Halle Keifer, and I’m hooked. These guys really know their stuff and their passion for movies is contagious.

henny_penny00 · Aug 2025

Really enjoy everything these guys do. Besides funny and informative movie reviews I am totally in tune with their political views and general attitudes about the world we find ourselves living in. I’ve been around awhile and I recognize smart, reasonable people when I come across them. Keep on keeping on Bryan & Dave-you not only entertain, you also give me hope that there are still people in the world that I can relate to.

The GreenFairy · Feb 2025

I enjoy this podcast so much. You provide such unique information as well as perspectives from your own lives. It makes me view these movies as completely different beasts. Your banter is perfect and I love the ties to more modern examples. This is my favorite podcast and I hope you’re able to do these for a long, long time.

Beorn2bWild · Jan 2025

I love these guys! The fact that we belong to the same generation and they reminisce about things i grew up with is so much fun. Most of these movies remind me of the good times of experiencing horror when i was a kid and teenager. While they are both witty and informative, I really like to learn about the back stories of the cast and crews that brought these movies to life. That being said Dave can be a negative Nancy sometimes but they’re research is thorough and entertaining. I adore these guys and I constantly binge listen to their episodes. And still find them hilarious. Give them a shot and keep being awesome guys 🫀🫀

Lola21879 · Oct 2024

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