Blue Balls NYCFC

Episode 23: S12E23: Caught Red (Sands-ded)

You want to think more about that game? Really? Okay. You're the boss. We do as much toro talk as we can tolerate before chatting options and negotiations, Miazga's "new

Episode 22: S12E22: Still Real Salty

We did it, blue ballers - we snapped the winless streak! And away from home, no less! So why don’t I feel any better? Jake and Trey break down three messy points from two

Episode 21: S12E21: We Drew The Monster Nash

Welcome back, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey record an abbreviated beacon to recap a frisky but frustrating home match against Nashville, then precap the Revs of New England a

Episode 20: S12E20: Lumpy Dough Draw (No Counter Press)

Because we have to, we have recorded an episode for you. The boys talk mind-numbing performances, contract extensions, premier league plotlines, and whether the nasty Nas

Episode 19: S12E19: Nico For-Kansas Mercau?

Are we turning the corner, Blue Ballers? Jake & Trey break down our first point in some time against the Revs and recent redcoat Jack Harrison. We talk keeper duels, Sand

Episode 18: S12E18: Soggy Sloggy in Late Auggy

Don't open your veins just yet, NYCFC faithful. Come commiserate with your pals. We chat the brutal 2-3 loss to Philly and the misery in the 91st minute against Cincinnat

Episode 17: S12E17: Murray Up and Wait

Say hello to our Luighi friend Blue Ballers, we got Leagues Cup x3 to chat about so Jake and Trey break that whole mess down. With a little bit on Nico's radio silence, P

Episode 16: S12E16: Dropping 2 To Six With My Woes

Ugh! Yuck! Trey and Jake wade through the wet fart to recap a 1-1 draw against our northern neighbors, then talk Berg, Brad, Todd, ‘Had, and more. Plus, listen to Trey

Episode 15: S12E15: Mal's Go-al Corrals Pals' Morale

Six points in two games! This was not the NYCFC Jake and Trey expected to return to! We talk Malachi's big moment, the ice in the veins of the Iceman, a truly free Nico F

Episode 14: S12E14: Thanks World, We'll Fake it From Here

Cup's over. We're back. Check the humidity report - you've got Blue Balls.

Episode 13: S12E13: Bosnia Her Zegovina? I Hardly Know Her Zegovina!

It’s the World Cup, Blue Ballers, and the guys talk about it. Triggered???

Episode 12: S12E12: Cup Runneth Over

Jake & Trey find a minute between matches to talk transfers/rumors, aussie assassination, the unbotchable poch, and much more in this world cup casual-cast. Don't let go

Episode 11: S12E11: Just Like A Perea, I’ll Take You There

Short one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up M

Episode 10: S12E10: Keaton Ain’t Eatin’

Yer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, a

Episode 9: S12E9: Prince UwUsu *notices ur goal*

Your soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time fi

Episode 8: S12E8: Good, Average, Poor Things

Yer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless fro

Episode 7: S12E7: A-Westchestered Development

Yer fine fellas chat two matches, one chummy and one glummy, including this week's Talles talk, end-to-end entropy, miserably missing Martins, The Return of the Mala-King

Episode 6: S12E6: DTF (Defense Too Flaky) St Louis

Yer chummy chuds chew cud on: stoppage time disappointments and whether Wolf’s chomping on the competition; thin back lines and compressed chances; plus salary caps and N

Episode 5: S12E5: When Will My Deflections Show // Who I Am Offside

Fellas flappin gums on Leo delivering the first L of the season, VARguments, Nico's suave set pieces, and much more. Plus: Italian anguish, American anxiety, and losing t

Episode 4: S12E4: Colo Doodie: Magn-ern Warfare

Chum chat on a 3-1 streak extender, Nic O'Fernandez, the MagNine Opus, toothless Wolf, press like garlic, and much more. plus: multi-use stadia arcadia, men on the March,