Bad Counsel

He's a Naughty Boy

Sound Bites "My buddy has kidney stones, and it was so bad." "He has a string hanging out of his dick." "Humor helps navigate difficult conversations"

Gregg Isn't Your Tattoo Chaperone!

Do yourself a favor and listen to Gregg's story near the end of the podcast!

No, That's a GREAT Night

Sound Bites "Our projected bill is only $62 now." "It's just better design, that's all." "AI is starting to do amazing things."

Greggless

While Gregg relives the glory of his teenage years, the crew gets to work and covers a wide range of topics, including one of the most obvious and bizarre medical devices

Finger Lickin' Good!

Sound Bites "Fifty five bucks, Jesus." "Vocal fry is really annoying" "Most girls are annoying in many ways"

I Can Love Keanu Again

Sound Bites "The longer you date, the more the roles shift." "I think it's impressive and I..." "These are subtle anyway. I'm sorry."

Let's Go Topless!

Sound Bites "You're not dead.""Yeah, right.""What is an anal fissure?"

Goonie Gang

Sound Bites: "First time ever I've seen Bert embarrassed. Never.""The Odyssey. Yeah, it was the Odyssey.""Penelope, yeah."

Turn Your Love Around

sound bites "Three weeks is pretty quick" "Shotgun approach to comedy" "Turn your love around"

Fat French General

Burt: "For two weeks in Ireland, it was perfect weather that never happens. And I was stuck indoors the whole time, except for one Saturday in Dublin."Katy: "We carried o

Poseidon's Kiss

Sound Bites "Greg told me I looked good today.""To lose a decade, that's crazy.""That's the worst place to poop."

Worst Places To Poop

Notable Quotes: "Can you manage your shit without alcohol?""Trust issues with non-drinkers — social signals are strong.""The worst place to poop is a traffic jam, no con

Taint Adjacent

Sound Bites "There you go." "Blood sees blood." "You have that."

Skidmark Attack

Sound Bites "Ha ha ha ha ha.""That's awesome.""Ha ha ha ha!"

Paper A-hole

Sound Bites "I think it's fun.""Hehehehehe.""Which floor?"

Spiders Everywhere!

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Pearl Necklace

Sound Bites "That's awful." "That's fucking awesome." "Eating people bad."

The Pee Challenge

Sound Bites "I want evidence." "Getting old sucks." "Yeah, it's a lot."

Spicy Hot Sauce

Sound Bites "No, sexually, no." "That's a good idea." "Go Seahawks!"

IYKYK

We are weird sometimes