Ain’t It Footy

Prem Robin Hood

Facial fabrication faux pas, big Greek night, Arsenal up; United down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Unfit 2 Quit

Carrick STILL standing, shirt tugging gone right, Brighton stays fightin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats 'Arry

Ballon D’or, United being sucked DRY, Spurs starting to cook? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No-Knee Madueke

Island theft, problematic genital stereotypes, & the League’s flying knee drop on racism Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Dare You!!!!

This week brave City supporter, Donnie, joins the show to talk charges, memories and Cherki filth along with all the other results and the new Top 4 Hosted on Acast. See

Banishment?

City guilty af, Vini’s body double, apologize to Arsene Wenger Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

.38 Special

This week we talk about Arsenal's sobering loss to Brighton, City's windmill tactics, a suggestion for Flo Wirtz and comparing the NHS to American healthcare Hosted on Ac

Twism Jersey

This week we talk Wirtz sunk cost fallacy, Blue Manchester, Dan Burn’s WORLDY and Raya going god mode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Break Up That Broke Him?

Arteta the frenemy, Holiday Sack predictions and remembering Aaron Ramsdale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Retired Goats

Chelsea can’t stop scoring, they also can’t stop conceding. Bruno Fernandes continues to carry United. Spurs can’t stop…Spurs’ing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Matchweak 1

The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland? Hosted on Acast. See acast

Player Of The Season: Divorce

Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kohl’s Transfer Market

Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Cousin Gianni

American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chins Up

Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bum Oui

Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Haaland = Shaq?

Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MLS > The World

Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Behold A Pale Horse

Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Kit Wankers

Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.