Ain’t It Footy

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Retired Goats

Chelsea can’t stop scoring, they also can’t stop conceding. Bruno Fernandes continues to carry United. Spurs can’t stop…Spurs’ing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Sep 1
1 h 06 min

Matchweak 1

The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland? Hosted on Acast. See acast

Aug 26
1 h 06 min

Player Of The Season: Divorce

Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20
41 min

Kohl’s Transfer Market

Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11
1 h 06 min

My Cousin Gianni

American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4
49 min

Chins Up

Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28
1 h 03 min

Bum Oui

Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14
1 h 20 min

Haaland = Shaq?

Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8
1 h 25 min

MLS > The World

Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30
1 h 16 min

Behold A Pale Horse

Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25
58 min

Full Kit Wankers

Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17
1 h 09 min

Dark Horses 2026

Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com

Jun 9
1 h 22 min

It Mostly Worked Out

Budapest L's, London redder than the devil's taint, Slot thoughts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3
1 h 00 min

Anything New Going On?

This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27
1 h 04 min

Butt Fully Out

It's one match closer to the end, it's Piero's beautiful butt, it's a lucky non red card. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19
1 h 03 min

Winner Winner Roast Dinner

This week it's VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That's it. Listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio

May 12
1 h 14 min

Is This Boston Market?

The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 5
1 h 13 min

Sand Blastin’

It's all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2
1 h 24 min

Clapped Cheeks, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

Picking up the pieces after that thing that happened at the Etihad... WATCH: apropos of nothing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 21
1 h 12 min

Weeble Wobble FC

Panic is setting in, copium entering the veins, can Captain Planet play as a 9? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15
57 min