A*****e Animals, with Alice

Episode 44 - Feral Hogs, with Vinny Thomas

If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you'll remember how much of an effect Hogamania had on young minds, the music, the violence, the smashing of chairs on someone's back...

Episode 43 - Blue jays, with Max St John

Are you a millenial with a slightly nihilistic take on life? Can't afford kids but bored of gaming and doom-scrolling on Hinge? Why not take up birdwatching? If you're ov

Episode 42 - Koalas, with Dr Chloe Buiting

Deep in the Eucalyptus forests of Australia, a fluffy grey creature dozes peacefully in the nook of a branch, blissfully unaware that across the world, a Zookeeper and am

LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR 2025 - Ticks, with Dr Sean McCormack

Alright, so we may need to up our PR budget for this one...NO ONE is protesting on the side of Ticks. They are bitey, blood-sucky, gross-looking little creatures that loo

Episode 41 - Iguanas, with Matt Lawrence

What do you think you know about Iguanas? That they're big ol' Lizards that hang around Florida? That they make great emotional support pets for lonely spinsters? (Shout-

Episode 40 - White-Tailed Eagles, with Hamza Yassin

It's difficult not to be jealous of Eagles, isn't it? Their giant wingspan, their majesty in the air, the gasps of wonder that follow them wherever they fly. The awe they

Episode 39 - Dogs, with Hal Herzog

We've really shot ourselves in the foot with this one, haven't we? What possible asshole-rating could Alice give to man's closest animal companion? The Scooby to our Shag

Episode 38 - Gators, with Ellen Weatherford

If you're a Millenial, then chances are you grew up watching The Rescuers, so are somewhat traumatised by Gators, having watched young orphan Penny be tormented by Madame

Episode 37 - Hyenas, with Mamadou Ndiaye

Quick fire: what carnivore found in both Africa AND Asia is a highly intelligent, highly successful apex predator with a complex social structure? If you said Lions, then

Episode 36 - Emus, with Christian Flores

What do you think of when you think of an Emu? Dark, sweeping hair? Eyeliner? Lip piercings? Well, I hate to blow your minds, but you're actually thinking of Emos, you ab

Episode 35 - Rats, with Dr Evan Antin

Okay, okay. We know we're going to have to work overtime on this one, because this is a hard sell. Yes, Rats carry diseases, cause damage, eat food that doesn't belong

Episode 34 - Starlings, with Stephen Moss

It's hard to imagine that Alice would be poking fun at a bird with iridescent feathers, a beautiful flight pattern, and whose name LITERALLY means "little star", but here

Episode 33 - Tasmanian Devils, with Brian Ahearn

Side note before we get started: does anyone else remember Cadbury's "Taz"s? The chocolate bar? The one that was kind of like a Freddo but had caramel inside? What ever H

Episode 32 - Slugs, with Yussef Rafik

Quick question: how much do you know about Slug penises? Not very much? Well, that's SUPER embarrassing for you...Thankfully, Yussef Rafik (children's TV presenter/zoolog

Episode 31 - Elephants, with James Roday Rodriguez

You've got to hand it to Elephants - for an animal THAT large, they've managed to invoke a range of emotions in us pretty well. Whether you were moved to tears by Dumbo,

LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR: "How Many Geese?" vs "Asshole Animals with Alice"

We all love a good crossover episode, right? Jetsons meet the Flintstones, Family Guy vs The Simpsons, Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Well, all of those crossovers P

LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR 2024 - with Tom Morath

Are you a certified bird nerd? Does birding in the great outdoors, come rain or shine, tickle your fancy? Are you looking to meet other bird people, while hearing about t

Episode 30 - Kookaburras, with Ned Pickett

Signs that you might be a Kookaburra: - You love to laugh

Episode 29 - Snakes, with Dan Rumsey

We, as humans, DO love to use animal names as insults, don't we? You might call your cheating ex boyfriend a "dog", you might call someone going to the police a "rat". He

Episode 28 - Coyotes, with Coyote Peterson

Growing up, your first experience with a Coyote quite possibly may have been watching a cartoon Coyote attempt, in vain, to catch and eat a cartoon Roadrunner. What if we