Xtinction Agenda

Jim Woodring - One Beautiful Spring Day / Aliens: Labryinth

Ink. Slippery dripping swollen sprayed. Wavering like hot driveway air. World of catastrophe, love, and despair, place we awaken, prison of care. This hell slowly spreadi

Steven Seagal - Under Siege

The sun came upon the horizon white threatening void between heaven and earth. This was the empire, rising hopeful, destined for sky. Doomed to fall. Never to fad

Christopher Nolan - Inception

The mind will always detect the origin of an idea. In order to remain real, the idea must be father. Or secret dollhouse safe. A real idea, in the right hands, is an intr

Junji Ito - Gyo

Jointed legs scramble like metal spiders Through streets and lanes as pneumatic ocean flows, These dark monstrous belching farting riders Reek a methane miasma circ

Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch - The Ultimates #1-13

The weight of jagged towering broken lattice,  of glass torn from sky,  birthed a billowing grey man made petty and small.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

This is an episode about Resident Evil: Apocalypse. As far as movies go, it was fine. For some strange reason, the internet thinks this is the best installment of the fra

Scott Snyder and Nick Dragotta - Absolute Batman #1-6

It is common now to place the essence of life into that of another . Numerous times, this has been done. New question: can a soul descend into its own material self and

Katsuhiro Ôtomo - Akira

Buncha do nothings, deadend bored at the bar, desperate to keep away the night, riding sleek, red single-rider beasts into the maw of the city, slipping between teeth and

Brian K Vaughan - Y: The Last Man #1-10

Man, the strait waistcoat that folds over struggling breast, weighs tightly. Heavy, coarse-haired, inescapable, old when history was young, he binds wrists and spreads le

Kenji Tanigaki - The Furious

The peen of a hammer unsheathed crunches the unsuspecting sternum of child trafficker baddies. He climbs their bodies, bludgeoning bone. Somewhere in all this violence, i

Hayao Miyazaki - Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Red volcanic screams sought peace, blooming fire and sucking dust. To no avail. Peace instead inched its way into the world through a firm foot slid backwards into sand,

Alan Moore - Watchmen #12

O Seymour, Crank file keeper, Reach through those thin missives. O Seymour, Green shirt avatar, Grasp the leather-bound truth.   O Seymour, You are A

Patrick Swayze - Dirty Dancing / Point Break

Whether on green, unbroken crests Or across the barreled boneyard, Love fetches and lifts. Keep your ear close to the face of the wave, Let its thunderous static

Peter Cullen - The Return of Optimus Prime Pt. 1-2

Faced with the threat of burning, crawling, infectious hatred, Of mothers clutching babies, popping thin skulls on cobblestone, Of last days in the third Cybertronian

Bryan Fuller - Hannibal

He asks you to ask questions about yourself, All the while imagining a scalpel-sharp blade Severing your horizontal fissure,  Soft pink cubes soon soaked in vinegar

Eric Larsen - Savage Dragon

The pressure of sex Bends mirrored love Like stone on spandex; It shatters it into thin sharp fragments, And then mends it, fitting glass madly, Until time

Matt Fraction and Jorge Jimenez - Batman #1-12

How cool is this comic? We didn't even talk about the costume re-design. The costume re-design was literally the least interesting thing about this comic. And that's not

Patrick Swayze - Steel Dawn

Blue womb in barren sand, an endless supply of civilization. Soon the city will return to the nuclear wastes, born of nuclear love. All that now remains is a man.

Alan Moore - Watchmen #11

Brain hemorrhaging cadaverine cephalopod stares, unblinking. Fearing crosshairs of world's grim end, it is released. 

Steven Seagal - On Deadly Ground

Like grease on your beard, greed flavours the rich man's every bite. He sniffs and snorts and rummages in greed, the rich man. Crawling, he seeks just one more thing to s